WARNING: You are about to read what is probably the most adolescent Thread I’ve ever started! 
The sex themed Threads always get a lot of traffic around here, and Dopers tend to pretty pretty free about sharing their thoughts on all matters boudoir. I’ve seen some pretty explicit descriptions in the personal history stories some of you have volunteered.
So, have you ever been reading a Thread and gotten so worked up that you had to relieve yourself with some release?
It’s pretty easy for me to answer this question honestly: No.
Now, I’ll point out that I only visit this Messageboard at work- I don’t have a computer at home. So I guess it’s not entirely fair (I’m not about to start cleaning the pipes at work!). If I did visit the Boards while at home my answer might be different.
Those of you who answer “yes”, it might be fun for everybody if you were to provide a link to some of the Threads that have gotten you off! 