A Pre-Emptive Pitting of the Burger King Movie

Or Tetris! I can’t wait until the Tetris movie finally hits the screen!

You may think I’m an idiot, but this is a totally awesome idea. I love B-movies, and this has the potential to be the B-movie to end all B-movies. If they take it really seriously, this could be hilarious. The King’s backstory? Does he get his face burned off in the deep fryer and have to wear that mask? Does he have a love interest? Come on, tell me you’re not laughing just thinking about this. Done properly, this would rule.

Hamlet, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

It really demands three (wildly substandard) prequel episodes, though, and at least scuttlebutt around an eventual three-episode conclusion.

Lord of the Onion Rings

Lord of the Fries

Trans fat America

[QUOTE=Pixiesnix]
How does one cumulate, exactly?
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The answer to this question is cloudy to me.

[QUOTE=Pixiesnix]
How does one cumulate, exactly?
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In much the same way one may stratulate, cirrulate or nimbulate.

Damn you, sunspace!

[QUOTE=Madd Maxx]
This here is friggin’ brilliant! I would actually watch that. The question is who plays Grimace? I’m thinking Belushi, or John Goodman.
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Is Barney looking for work these days?

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
I know of no one who likes those el creepo Burger King commercials, I can’t imagine shelling out $10 to see 87 minutes (they surely wouldn’t do some kind of three hour LOTR epic, god help us all if they did) of that plastic faced corporate mascot.
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I love those Burger King ads. They’re some of the most brilliant things I’ve ever seen on TV.

Not sold on the movie concept, though. But… not rejecting it out of hand, either.

I didn’t think you could pit movies for being bad before they came out, unless the cast was mostly black :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
Bzzt!
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Okay, fine.

Time to bring out the heavy artillery.

Read and weep.

I don’t see what’s so horrible about Burger King commercials. They’ve had a couple that were pretty good - actually made me laugh out loud. Carl’s Jr. has the most godawful commercials on the planet.

I wonder if the popularity of the king on places like YTMND convinced them to do it.

Sound

Sound

[QUOTE=Cervaise]

Time to bring out the heavy artillery.

Read and weep.
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Weep? Hell no! That has the potential to be the greatest bad movie thing of all time.

[QUOTE=gigi]
Lord of the Fries
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Oh, a movie about Friedey’s !

Yeah, I’d actually pay money to see that. :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Okay, fine.

Time to bring out the heavy artillery.

Read and weep.
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There. is. no. god. :eek: