A question for men who shave their chest

It seems like all of a sudden, bodily hair on men, which has existed for a million years, is becoming unfashionable. All over, I see ads for laser hair removal. And it seems this is not just a gay thing, it is becoming widespread. Which leads to my questions…

If you shave your chest, do you then need to shave your arms? Wouldn’t hairless forearms look funny? Yet shaving only the top half of your arm would look really ridiculous.

Would you need to shave your legs? On one hand, a hairless chest and hairy legs would look inconsistent. On the other hand, isn’t it odd for a man to shave his legs?

Lastly, do you need to shave your buttocks? Who would do the honors?

Men, where do you draw the line?

I wear a necklace so I know where to draw the line while shaving.

(No, no, I’m not that hairy, and I don’t wear a necklace anyway. Yes, it’s a dumb joke. Sorry, it’s the first thing that crossed my mind.)