*Guys - is there a way to tell you “I like you as a friend but you just don’t boil my water?” without causing emotional distress and/or trauma? In my experience there are a lot of men out there who take a sexual turn-down (however polite) as a slap in the face rather than just a statement of preference.
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Sometimes a statement of preference can be a slap in the face.
Now, this is just my personal opinion, but at the same time I think I speak for many (though not all) guys when I say:
No. There is no way to turn a guy down that will not hurt him.
At least, not for most guys. There may be a very few, but most of the time, no way in hell. Don’t even delude yourself into thinking it’s possible.
I just recently got the “I just want to be friends” speech from a girl I really did like “that way.” I got pretty bitter, and you are about to taste the fruit of that bitterness. So forewarned, if you are of a fragile constitution, or are female and don’t want to hate me, stop reading NOW.
Still here? Okay, check this…
The best way to explain how a guy feels when a girl says “I just want to be friends” is to reverse the gender roles and figure out what the male equivalent of that phrase is.
Let’s for a moment resort to the stereotypical view of what men and women want out of a quote-unquote relationship. Women, the stereotype goes, are more interested in the companionship aspect of things. It’s not that the physical aspects are unimportant - but that they are less important for women than they are for men. And of course this is just a stereotype, there are individual women who do not fit it. The stereotype for men, naturally, is that they’re very interested in sex and the friendship aspects are a secondary benefit. Same caveats apply about this being a stereotype.
So, what it sounds like to a guy when you say, “I just want to be friends,” is “I’m not interested in what your needs are, but I can still get something out of this.” I’m not kidding, ladies - that’s what we hear. I know it’s truly your honest desire not to wreck the friendship, and you really do want to be our friends. But believe me, the phrase comes out so incredibly cruel to us.
So, what is the male equivalent of “I just want to be friends?” Well, following the stereotype of women wanting companship and men wanting sex, we can roughly imagine a scenario where a guy is propositioned for a more serious relationship by a woman he doesn’t have any desire to have a long-term friendship with, and the man replying “Well, I’m sorry, I really don’t like you as a friend, but we can still fuck.”
You see, the guy is just honestly trying to tell the woman what he wants here, but without lying to her about the real prospects of the situation. So that’s the male equivalent to “I just wanna be friends” - “We can still fuck.”
(Ohhhh boy… now I’m gonna get flamed…)
-Ben