Hi, I was wondering if I could rent your wife for a few hours this evening?
In principal, no problem. We’d just have to work out an accomodating scale of fees.
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I’m sure I could find someone who would pretend to be my wife, and to whom I would give 20% of your rental fees.
What service category are you in?
We have the “Reststop Special” for $2.
The “Hugh Grant”, for $10.
The “Richard Gere” for $1,000
and of course, the “Redford” for $1,000,000
Sorry but this deal is only for the married folk. As for my service catagory, gimme the Hugh Grant I guess