a rant, by me

to the mentally challenged twit stopping 20 ft before the intersection blocking the right turn lane…Die

to the ass driving in the right lane on a 4 lane highway who sped up to keep people from merging in front of him, Die

to the 2 living, breathing, SCREAMING, arguments for retroactive abortion, the right LANE of a 5 lane road with shoulders wide enough to park a delivery truck is most definitly NOT the place to hold a conversation about the merits of burger king over mcdonalds. Die. for that look of exasperation/rolled eyes you gave the truck driver who almost killed your stupid ass, Die…after you contract ebola a second time.

to the driver of the truck who stopped just in time to not kill these 2, Die. you had the opportunity to rid the world of two complete idiots and improve the breeding pool and you didnt take it.

to myself for not haveing the foresight to carry a loaded weapon and the will to shoot all 3 of you, Die

to number 29, you took a number you stupid twat dont get pissed off at the clerks when you dont respond, Die

to the little blonde 18 yr old hottie driving dadies luxury suv while on the cell phone AND putting on your makeup, Die, slowly, painfully, with full knowledge of what a total waste of spooge you really are.

to the dumbfucks responding to the op with comments way off the mark from the op, Die

TO the walking pile of excrement that pulled out in front of me back in february, the one who had no hope at all of making it, who totalled my car, fucked up my back, cost me MY JOB, and put me through the last 8 months of hell, Die, after you put your kid through collage because even he was smart enough to point out “jeeze dad that was dumb”

to my lawyer who cant return a 16 phone calls over a 2 month period, Die, slowly, painfully, over a slow fire of burning money.

to the horde of slow ass mergers, ITS A MOTHER FUCKING FREEWAY YOU STUPID SHIT! the 30 cars behind you would like it if you tried to merge with the 70 mph traffic at something a little over 35. Die you stupid fucks.

to the righteous basterds driving at 60 in the fast/passing lane. its a freeway not a road, if the cars in front of you are pulling away and the ones behind you are piling up, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LANE YOU STUPID, MORONIC, DISFUNCTIONAL, ARROGANT PRICK! pull over and Die.

to those who think evolution is a “destiny” and not a response, Die we dont need you in the gene pool.

to the dipshits responsible for the wtc fiasco/tragedy, did you not once think about what you were going to do after? did it never occur to you that killing people from damn near EVERY civilised nation might draw a response a bit larger than you could bite off and chew? do it never occur to you that you took the only shot your ever going to get and you wasted it on something so insignificant as a symbol? symbolic to you and yours more than anyone else? you killed a lot of innocent people for what? Die, after surviving ebola, lung cancer, may you enjoy life as a quadrapalegic until you are drowned an inch at a time in pig shit.

to everyone I missed, Die.

dude, yeah! you’re cool!
anyone who stays in the right lane on multilane highways needs to be tied to the ground in the right lane and ran over for all to see.
oh, and i sense some tension. try wacking off or something, just a suggestion.

they werent in a car, they were standing, not crossing, standing in the road, talking.

and I feel better already some days you just need to vent after all.

haha! I love the simplicity of your message, which is basically, well, die!

It made me think of the SNL sketch where they’re parodying (that looks so funny to write, but the dictionary says it’s ok… parodying) the Mclaughlin group I think. I don’t remember who plays the “host” of the show, maybe Mike Myers, but whenever anyone says something his answer is, “WRONG!”
Host: How do you think the situation in the Middle East could best be solved?

Guest: Well, I think first we need to –

Host: WRONG!! Next question. Are there aliens in outer space?

Guest: Th–

Host: WRONG!! Next question. What color are my socks? WRONG!!

Just reminded me of that.

you remind me vaguely of my friend ivan.

you see, he hates and wishes death for everyone on the planet who hasn’t gone out of their way specifically to make him see their worth.
i still havn’t made the cut… but it sure is damn funny when you one-up someone like that. he’s actually set things on fire with a glare…
anyway, are you that sort of person, critical1? or did you just have a really shitty day?

That was oddly beautiful. I am strangely moved.

just a sort of overdose/kill of really stupid people combined with the crap I have been through in the last few months, I mean really how hard is it to figure out that standing, in the street, on a busy road, TALKING, is a bad idea? yet these 2 had the nerve to look pissed when they had to move out of the truck drivers way…and by the way I’ll put bc up here in a few if you wanna use it no cs yet but maybe later.

yeah, ok. i understand, really. i probably should’ve put a smilie in there; i was just funning you.
uh… that last bit… was that Counter-Strike and BattleCom? they weren’t capitalized, so i’m not sure…

lol yeah and I forgot to put it up cause I was cooking, gotta restart then I’ll put up BC still no CS for me maybe in awhile

A few weeks ago, I had the distinct pleasure of being in a car that was forced to swerve around to teenagers, standing in the middle of a busy city street, kissing. Holy hollering hell in a handcart, does it get stupider than that? They had their eyes closed! I’m personally hoping that they do breed, because the more stupid people there are in the world, the smarter I look by comparison.