Well, I’ve seen many thread in which various male Dopers claim to be well-endowed, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen a Doper’s wife vouch for him.
Nice combination of topic and username for Ivory’s husband, too. 
Yes indeed… that was what I was looking to see as the next step. (or for an alternate path: imagine going through perimenopause, having your body not bother with Aunt Flo for, say, 3 months, then starting an outta the blue zero-to-sixty yeast infection. The day before Aunt Flo decides to make up for lost time. Ick.
Tiger’s starting to look pretty good now, huh?
Actually the tiger-mauling would have a bright side. If you were lucky, the kitty would put you out of your misery!
On the bright side, I find that my yeast infections clear up when I menstruate…does that not happen for you?
ETA: And I’m aware that that’s one of most disgusting (in the eyes of most guys anyway) sentences ever written!
Hehehe…after seeing the response IvoryTowerDenizen received this will be my go to excuse for all things in the future. “I can’t make dinner tonight honey. You’re cock is just too massive.” “I know I shouldn’t bite my nails, but honestly your penis is enormous!”
This is an excellent plan. drums fingers together
When I had one for the first time and was scared and didn’t know what to do about it, I tried to ignore it and yes, did notice that it went away with menstruation. But then it kept coming back.
And this thread is making me feel even better about celibacy; even when I was sexually active I didn’t get any UTIs and certainly haven’t had any since. Knock on wood (heh).
Absolutely brilliant.
Speaking as a man, I’m a tiny bit embarrassed to say this would probably work on me. 
What was the problem? That happened to me (the infection that would not die) and it turns out it was antibiotics that I was on for a long term thing (dermatalogist) and then later, I think my birth control pills because whenever I was on them I was itchy and goopy and blech.
All is good down there for the time being. Really hate that it can be so knock on wood…sometimes I was at the point where if you looked at it wrong, it got all itchy or I needed to pee all the time.
Oh, I meant it came back every month and then I finally got desperate enough to go to the doctor! I didn’t know what it was or how to treat it and I don’t think there was OTC stuff yet.
Wait…confused dude here. Are UTIs typically only caused by intercourse? If so, I never knew.
They can be caused by lots of things. Wiping from back to front after bowel movements, not peeing enough, sex for the first time in a while or sex with a new partner. And sometimes…they just happen without any obvious cause. (Or at least, that’s happened with me.)
Of course my dear Ivory has so many ways of getting what she desires but who cares …I’m hung like a horse … you all heard it… 
Every time I see this thread title, I hear “Jam For The Ladies” by Moby.
Here’s a rant for the ladies and the superstars…
I’m just a simple male but I’m not sure it goes in the butt…
Might I, in the cause of raising the bar a bit, throw one more stick on the fire? The ex always got raging yeast infections when she took antibiotics. Now, if we insert ( ahem ) that into the mix at the appropriate spot, would that not in fact fit in between the mauling and the last scenario?
:eek:
Cartooniverse, grateful penis-toter since 1962.
Oh, I dunno - I’m sure I have posted about my husband’s enormous penis.
I don’t get UTIs, usually. I get up to pee immediately after sex every single time.
Feel better soon, pbbth!
Oh, auuuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhh…the memories, the horror, the…the…AUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m so, so sorry.
When DeathLlama and I first started bumping fuzzies (well, a little more than bumping was involved), I started getting UTIs. Wicked, awful, painful, nauseating, UTIs. One sent me to ER (where I nearly passed out). One spread to my kidneys hours after I saw my doctor and was diagnosed with a UTI. Ultimately, I had to have a cystoscope to ensure there were no cysts or tumors causing the near-constant UTIs. Think…large diameter catheter with a teeny camera within, shoved up your urethra with the lubricating aid of very cold water. :::shudder:::
DL is quite large as well (pbbth, I need to use your phrases…their teh awesome), but I had also been a virgin. (Yes, I married the man I lost my virginity to. Oh, shut up.) So…large penis + sex newbie = crotch OUCH.
The UTIs were so frequent, I tried everything (and then some) of what Dopers listed here, though there were no OTC pills at the time: cranberry juice, cranberry pills, peeing after sex, washing genitals before sex, washing genitals after sex…and you know what ultimately worked? Taking one antibiotic pill after intercourse, each and every time. Yup, my doc wrote a prescription that said that. It was on the bottle. The pharmacist (in a hushed voice) went over it with me at the counter.
I think the prophalactic antibiotic–that, and just my body getting used to have someone else’s considerably large member coming in for the occasional visit–is what ultimately helped me get passed the constant UTIs. Hang in there, bear with it, and fergawdssake, get the pyridium!
Yeah, I think the introduction of rampant sex after a very, very long period of celibacy is what threw my body for a loop and gave me the UTI. Not that the new man in my life isn’t hung like six horses and all, but I hadn’t had sex for about 2 years before this (what can I say, I’m picky about who I let into my vagina) and that is probably a big reason why I got a UTI when I did.
I love that movie.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your vagina, but you can’t pick your friend’s vagina.
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None of my GFs have had UTI problems… maybe I’m doing it wrong 
Auto, NOT making your girlfriend feel like her urethra is full of flaming Ginsu knives is not a bad thing, I promise.