A rat. A giant F'ing rat.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t think that I will ever get tired of watching a plant eat insects, or lizards or small mammals.

Move to the southeast. You can watch plants eat buildings. (kudzu)

You should see the giant flying cockroaches in Thailand. Really. They’re no fun when they land on your head. :eek:

Out of due deference to Siam Sam for such help rendered in reference to tourism in Cambodia, I shall make no jokes here.

Oh fiddlesticks, Sam can handle it. Give us a joke.
Imagine the jokes he’s heard just about being in Bangkok!

That’s stupid why’d they put the noob yards way out in Indonesia for?

Wonder if i can grind to level 5 on them?

Sorry bad jokes I know …

I have some invasive lizards in my condo you can take on, but they never drop any gold.

You’re gonna need a bigger cat :eek:

What’s so funny about Bangkok?

Anyone else reminded of Templeton after the fair? That rat looks so sad and confused sitting in that guy’s hands. It’s almost cute–kind of makes me laugh and say “ew” at the same time.

That possum is great, and I want one of those guys. Its face! So tiny! So cute! head asplodes

I 'spect the rat is dead. How do you thing John James Audubon got all those little birds to sit still?
The 'possum is cool. I’d like to introduce them in my woods.

‘I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Audobon.’

BLAM!

Aw, hell, we’re going to need another hummingbird.

Most people don’t know that the wonderful Mr. Audobon slaughtered thousands of wee feathered beasties, ripped out their innards, and mounted them in in macabre lifelike scenes of his own devising. Pyschopath.

I once had a pet possum. Well, sort of. When I lived in a house adjacent to the spring valley in Spring Valley, one possum liked to hide behind a tree in our yard. My roommate and I put out rice for her and gave her a name, though I can’t remember what it was.

THE TRVTH IS OUT THERE
One can only hope that the dog is napping.

I’m gonna buy one of those rats, one of these cats, build a house that is proportionally too big, and star in a reality series titled Big People, Bigger World.

Aha! another entry for the “come out of the closet” thread. :cool:

Hey, I gave up on it long before they switched to the guy with the big ears.

And don’t forget: The Dead Fish Guesthouse in Siem Reap, Cambodia, proudly proclaims on its website and a sign on premises: “We don’t serve dog, cat, rat or worm!”