Roger, yours is better than mine, except for the ending, which makes little sense.
Fortunately, you left out an “is not” near the end. Change the end of yours to
“Is not that it? It is.”
and I’d say you got it!
Daniel
Roger, yours is better than mine, except for the ending, which makes little sense.
Fortunately, you left out an “is not” near the end. Change the end of yours to
“Is not that it? It is.”
and I’d say you got it!
Daniel
Well done roger thornhill and Left Hand of Dorkness. If I had some cookies I would give each of you one.
If I had some cookies I would sell them door to door dressed as a little girl
I don’t require the cookies to do that
As Dopers present in London will notice at DopeFest :eek:
Here’s one:
The person who makes it, sells it.
The person who buys it, buys it for someone else.
The person who uses it, doesn’t know that they’re using it.
What is it?
A coffin, Goddess.
Brothers and sisters, I have none. But this man’s father met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives, how many going on the 10.25 GNER train service from King’s Cross heading north to Aberdeen at 100mph with a second train heading south from Aberdeen to London at 85mph. At what time will the trains pass two doors and two guards. One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. You must ask the guards which door to enter but one will always tell the truth and one will always lie. What was the pilot’s name?
Howzat?
Hmmm…a coffin?
Second place, #2!
Hehehehehehehehe
Argh! I didn’t even notice there was a simulpost. Took me a minute to figure out what the hell your comment was supposed to mean.
Pontius?
Curses!!
Ok…
A man leaves home.
Turns left,
Turns left,
Turns left again,
And goes back home.
Who are the two masked men?
The catcher and the umpire.
Here’s an old favorite: Post the answer to the question “Does God exist?” in such a way that everyone will agree you have posted the correct answer.
I dunno.
Daniel
Damn! :smack:
That’s not an answer to the question. Be a man! Take a stance!
How about if I just post:
The correct answer
Hmph. I guess that does work with the way I worded the riddle. But it’s not the solution I had in mind.
What’s the third word ending in -gry?
ducks and runs
Here’s a few:
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
“That eye is like to this eye”
Said the first eye,
“But in low place
Not in high place.”
No-legs lay on one-leg, two-legs sat near on three-legs, four-legs got some.
Is this an answer?
Looks like a question to me.