Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat and it is never put with the wrong end front!
Hmmph. That IS my answer, and I think everyone would agree that it’s correct. But what about this as an answer?
Define God as that which must exist, and yes, God exists.
That’s not just my answer–that’s the answer of some real live theologians.
Daniel
Err…correction–that’s me, not burundi.
Daniel
Nah, you don’t need to define what God is to do this one.
Would it help if I changed the question to “Is every even number greater than two the sum of two primes?” That doesn’t change the answer to my riddle.
Wind; sun on the daisies; fish on a little table, man at table sitting on a stool, the cat has the bones.
What’ve I got in my pockets, eh? 
A petrified piece of gum in the left,lipstick(thats not yours!) in the right.
Because they produce a few good notes and are nevar spelled backward.
That that is is that; that is not is not. Is not that it? It is.
(Yes, it does work, nor does it require more commas. Just have to read it carefully.)
I’m inclined to say yes, as no primes leap to mind that are even, other than two.
In case of whoosh, read this.
Otherwise, guess again!
[hijack]
Gonna have to call you on that one, I_B. One space after a comma is the guideline for all English Language composition.
Even if it’s not a rule, the good people at the SDMB are mildly annoyed by it, and I’ve seen little punctuation things get turned into BIG deals around here.
I know you’re not being deliberately obtuse, but I don’t want this to turn into a problem. [/hijack]
My riddle is:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
4 boys, 4 girls (including the woman).
The other half are boys as well.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
[sub] I’m so ashamed[/sub]
One snatches watches, and you can figure out the other one. 
Hey ultrafilter-you never confirmed if I was right about the prime numbers.
Nope. It’s the Goldbach conjecture, if you want to Google. It says that any even number (48) can be written as the sum of two primes (43 and 5).
It has not been proven?
Still not an answer.
Here’s another question that doesn’t change the answer: “Are there more than 6 * 10[sup]23[/sup] stars in the universe?”
The only answers for that one are “Yes” and “No”.
(from my 12-year old neighbor):
Why didn’t Cleopatra realize she was drowning?