A robot heart made me cry

Just did an all nighter of watching movies. The Transformers: The Movie had some parts making me weepy and laughing out loud.

Optimus Prime, you will always be my hero.

*This is my country,

The land that begat me,

These windy spaces

Are surely my own.

and those who toil here

In the sweat of their faces

Are flesh of my flesh

And bone of my bone.

Sir Alexander Gray*

Is there a drunken post/delete function on this website?

I don’t want this post thrown in my face years from now.

Generally, no. You’re responsible for what you post, drunk or not. If you’re not going to be responsible, don’t ask us to be responsible for you. Actually, for a drunken post, yours was fairly reasonable. Ask Homer about his monkey butler thread someday.