If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?
Veggies are not capable of giving informed consent.
I love broccoli. I also love brussel sprouts, spinach, and mushrooms.
I am way beyond the concept of perversion.
Susan
Oh yeah? The next thing you’ll be saying is that broccoli should be taken off life support.
Broccoli, mushrooms and spinach are good. Brussels sprouts, aka fart blossoms, are nasty. They smell like farts and IMHO taste like what a fart would taste like if one could actually eat a fart. Hence the name fart blossoms. Cauliflower is just wrong. It also smells like farts and looks anemic. Ick!
Why do I get the feeling chaoticdonkey was posting drunk? It looked like a drunk post to me. I should know, err… I mean, I’ve seen a few.
Ashes[sup]2[/sup] I’ll take some sushi. I lurves me some sushi. ACBG gets oogied out at the thought of it, so I have to do my sushi eating with other folks. Thursday night last week, we weren’t going to see each other cause he had a meeting, so I made plans with a couple friends to go eat sushi. I told him that was what I was doing. He said he hoped he didn’t think about that in the middle of his meeting cause he’d heave on everybody if he did. I soooooo wanted to call his cell phone during the meeting and say “Sushi!” 
But that wouldn’t have been nice and we all know how nice I am.
Yeah, but there’s that whole “need-to-know” issue… 
Yea, you’re right. There are things that I simply don’t need to know, such as what “dessert” is for Swampy. 
I hear you man. There are some things so evil that even if we were bitter enemies, would require co-operation. I submit that Nutella, Peeps, and Circus Peanuts all fall into this category.
I never really left. Just been busy as hell because I’m on my way to being a Entreemanure! I’ve been stopping in and persusing the posts, it’s just hard to keep up my usual high quality quippage when I’m all busy and tired.
Well, did anybody miss me??? Ha! You probably didn’t even notice I was gone what with all the nuttiness that’s been going on here. :mad: I’ve been having the week from hell…either that or I am IN hell already. My team is opening up a Ripley’s attraction up in Canaduh called the Great Wolf Lodge. It’s in Niagara Falls… [three stooges voice]slowly I turned…step by step…yada, yada[/three stooges voice] Among the other things I hadda do was make the media badges. I think I had a nervous breakdown in there somewhere whilst trying to design the badges on a template what I hadda do sideways cause the template was for a wide badge and I wanted a long badge. The logo kept hopping all over the place and I won’t bore you with the details about the color printer. :eek: :mad: 
Anyhoo I got the badges to the laminators yesterday and they promised they would be ready by four today. If they aren’t I’m swinging by Target on my way home to fill out an application. There was way more stuff like having to go to harrassment training and stuff. (No, not just me…alla the people hadda go) I think I’ve created a hostile environment record in the last three days with all the cussin’ I’ve been doin’. I’m just sayin’ is all.
FTR, I lurve me some broccoli and dirtballs (that’s what Mr. Anachi calls Brussel Sprouts) and cauliflowers and all them other veggies. Never saw one I didn’t like. Plus, taters my kids won’t eat spotty nanners either but that’s when they are the sweetest and yummiest. So there.
Well the week from hell isn’t over so I gotta do some work.
Tupug The Workhorse From Hell
May I take this moment to say Happy B-day, Ex!!!
Oh my goodness gracious sakes alive! Ex is a birthday boy!
Here’s hoping you get whatever you want, including that massive mayonaise orgy!
Happy Birthday buddy!
<ahem> Clearing Throat <ahem> Oh like y’all weren’t expecting this!
HAAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
HAAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY DEEEEARRRR EXXXXXX!!!
HAAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!
[QUOTE=swampbear]
Why do I get the feeling chaoticdonkey was posting drunk? It looked like a drunk post to me. I should know, err… I mean, I’ve seen a few.
[QUOTE]
Nope, actually. Just regressing to 3rd grade for a bit.
And I like sushi too. I found a place around here that has a drive-thru for sushi. You can watch them make it at their little table, and it’s fun, because I can’t make it.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. I’m officially an old bastid now. Not as old as, say, swampy or FairyChatMom, but still pretty old.
I got my presents Wednesday night Welby. We had to stop at Target on the way home for some things we needed and Angel Pants bought me a couple of DVDs. No mayonaise, though.
HOPPY BOIFDAY, EX!!! Just how old is is an old bastard anyway what is not as old as dirtboy swampy and matron fcm???
Damn FCM, Tupug called you matronly. You gonna stand for that?
Happy Birthday! What DVDs did you get?
Happy Birthday Ex. [insert some sort of witty comment here]
Happy Birthday! Watch out for those cheese curds.