One day, you wake up, yawn, then go outside to pick up the newspaper.
SUDDENLY, YOU FIND OUT IT’S NOVEMBER 4th AND McCAIN WON THE ELECTIONS!
And this, people, is why we NEED a political forum.
Sheesh, what a waste of time.
And that you’re NAKED!
And covered in GRAPE JELLY!
And there’s a SHRINER’S PARADE PASSING BY!
And you’re ON DISPLAY!
And it’s a COOKBOOK!
And YOU’RE JIMMY CARTER!
Which would have moderate activity every two years and go insane every four.
Actually, that doesn’t sound so bad, compared to what we have now.
Sorry, it’s typical american humor. It probably doesn’t translate well in Australia.
I assure you, though, it was really not a waste of time. It was totally hilarious for all americans who read it, and most british.
ps: I should add I was impersonating Quagmire from Family Guy when he tells his scary story in one of the episodes. That’s why I used All caps in the second line.
Again, I assure you it is hilarious. 100%.
I got one scarier.
On Nov. 5th, McCain announces that his cancer has returned, so for health reasons he is stepping aside and Sarah Palin will become the 44th POTUS.
Pleasant dreams, children! 
AND YOU ARE JOHN McCAIN! :eek:
And DEAD!
And you’re in bed with Palin and Obama
And DEAD and your ETERNAL TORMENT IN HELL is to watch Palin and Obama DO THE NASTY!
Before they do it to you without lubricant
I wanna know how the people at the newspaper rebuilt the DeLorean. :dubious:
Psssh… DeLoreans are everywhere. It’s the Flux Capacitor that. makes. time. travel. possible.
Well, if you say so.
Actually, that’s not the scary thing. The scary thing is that the fundie right-wingers where right.
Obama becomes President. And turns out to actually be the Anti-Christ, bringing in the Rapture™, Tribulation, Wormwood, Armageddon, and Islamic prayer in schools!
Actually, that might be kinda cool.
Which is why commonwealth countries distinguish the funny stuff by spelling it with a “u”.
It’s the New York Post. Murdoch’s had that headline written for ages.
Dammit, now I really won’t sleep tonight!
Giggity.