Thanx! Oh, I definitely noticed everything, but I my brain just couldn’t put those name tags together with the faces. So I now have a pile of name tags stuck together in my right hemisphere, and a bunch of faces floating 'round my left hemisphere, and I can’t plug the patch cables back into the switch board.
There were a lot of delightful men around, true, and I’m sorry if I may have been distracted. And there were some delightful women. Of course, once that Esprix character walked by…
<Ok, I’m scarlet again. No, not “Gone With the Wind” Scarlet, more like the color I turned when Heloise proposed that we expand my horizons…> Thanx! I do remember, as I was able to pull myself together again for a few minutes. Before the next sensory overload…
Would you rather that I started attracting all the male dopers? I could work on that. Of course, that is usually a more difficult course, and I’ll need to select a target… Hmmm…
But hello!, I’m glad to have met you and chatted with you. Who was the other guy we were talking with? Dave something or other?
Oh, Hi beatle! You also dropped by that one room I arrived in after midnight. Sorry, didn’t get to talk to much, Esprix had lots of stories to tell.
Esprix, I forgot to ask, does you daddy tell lots of stories too? Just wondering if it’s a family thing. My dad doesn’t tell lots of stories. He’s more like me, just makes occasional comments. Of course, he doesn’t make suggestive comments and downright dirty jokes out of everything like I do…
But why, dear man? I’m only his “chew” toy, it’s not like we’re married. Or are you laughing so hard that you can’t see straight anymore? You are straight, no?
Mon cher, mon petit Montrealieuse (sp?), tu es mon vrai petit chou! Vraiment! Le BoiToi est juste le “weekend chew toy” - il est na thing pas a moi! C’est tu j’adore! Vraiment!
I’m multi-lingual and you now have some making up to do… :mad:
No, seriously, that was cute, and I can’t read all of it, but I most CERTAINLY get the gist of it. You two have dishonored my “welcome” and a punishment must be handed down. Considering this is an offense of a sexually related nature, I think some sort of sexually related punishment is in order. Suggestions are welcome…
Aw, crap. You realize, though, that suggesting “sexual paybacks” to matt is simply an invitation to, well, have lots and lots and lots and lots of sex, right?
{sigh}. Three-way! Who plays the middle of the sandwich?
Aw, don’t feel bad… Be fearful when I start posting messages about you in Japanese.
Well, I didn’t know that until now. But seeing that my scope of potentials is limited to straight boys, beautiful women, and rice queens, I’m guessing that you will have more to worry about than I do.
And being the punisher, I get first crack, pun intended. I already know something that YOU don’t like. Perhaps we can start with that. Who knows, you may actually find out you’ve been missing something. Right, Heloise?
I figure Matt can be tied to a chair to watch; that will be punishment enough…
