Well, first I lured my housemates jkusters and thomasm here, and now, after a debauched weekend at Dopetoberfest, it seems I have lured my weekend chew toy, J.C., here as well.
Everyone, please welcome BoiToi to the SDMB! (That is, those of you who didn’t already welcome him by sitting on his lap, making him stutter, or waggling your tits in his face at dinner. {leers at Heloise} )
Esprix
Congratulations.
Here is your complimentary potato ricer, and garlic roaster. Thanks for playing along.
Hi BoiToi!
I believe we already met. 
Rose
Hello, my precious.
I just love you for sincerely pretending that you might come see me in Tampa sometime.
Adorable.
katie
Welcome, welcome to JC my sweetie!
He IS adorable, and I don’t want to make anyone jealous here, but I already have him booked as my date for the next PNW DopeFest. Which is reason enough to HAVE one, if you want MY opinion!
::huggles:: Honey!
Much Love,
Cheri
Hey, Esprix, I think you have a winner.
JC, welcome. I mean that. You are a good guy.
Jim
Well, hello there, BoiToi you stud you. Maybe you and i could get to know eachother better eh? Why, there’s a dark corner right over here…
smiles at Esprix who knows he’s kidding
So um like yeah…welcome to the boards and stuff. I hope we dont scare you off or something.
Doob, we actually scared him here. That, in itself, is a big red flag…
Esprix
<My hair is black, my shirt is white, my face is scarlet. If these colors do not appear correct to you…>
Thanx! I’m still trying to find my way around this board, and I almost missed this thread. And much to my chagrin, I’ve indeed forgotten to mention a number of people I’ve met. Hope y’all will pardon me, most especially Scotticher and JimB.
A little about me…
In case you were wondering, I’m half Japanese and half Mexican. That is usually one of the first questions people ask.
At the moment I’m a Disney “cast” member, a QA Software engineer for their Internet division. Don’t know how much longer that will last, there were rumblings when I returned about some new changes. We’ll see…
I dance (Jazz and ballet), I play piano, I play violin. I don’t normally sing, but you might persuade me to attempt a Gin Blossoms song after a few rum and cokes.
Ummm… Ask me questions. I may not necessarily tell all, but I’ll surely come up with some answers.
And thanx, Luv, for starting this little thread in my honor…
Oh, perhaps everyone can give me a quick paragraph or two on yourselves, so that I can catch up. I was somewhat overwhelmed when I first logged in, there’s just so much going on 'round here…
I jsut wanted to say that I was underneath BoiToi. 
Welcome! If you don’t want your goat, I’ll take it! (Don’t ask…)
If the all-knowing Esprix hasn’t told you about everyone, you might try the People Page. You can also click on profile on people’s posts.
Prepare to kiss all your free time goodbye!
Welcome BoiToi! Any friend of Esprix must be pretty darn cool!
[sub]I’m not sure it was a good idea to let him pick out your screen name, though.[/sub]
slinks up, tail waving and whiskers twitching
sniff, sniff
you don’t smell like a doper yet…
rubs BoiToi’s leg
sniff sniff
MUCH better.
You have received a Cougarfang Custom Welcome[sup]TM[/sup], from the SDMB Resident Cat, Cougarfang! Congratulations!
slinks off
Hi There…
There used to be a couple dragons around here, but one got thrown out wonders how long before this one does as well
I see the kitty marked her territory on you…
I shan’t do that… people dont tend to live through dragons marking their territory…
Hmmmm wonder if Esprix told you about my location mix up with him?? Well Just to say I am not really a blond… nope red and gold dragon… I just pretend to be blond occasionally…
Best get my wings in gear… gotta get those kids to school…
hmm? no not mine. Thank the gods, dragon assists on a handicapped school bus… no the bus is fine the occupants are handicapped… the driver is also frightening really
After this weekend, I daresay he already smells like a Doper - me, specifically.
Bad kitty! <hee hee>
Oh, and in case you weren’t at Dopetoberfest and didn’t hear me say it, BoiToi has an ass of marble. Truly. Dancer and all that.
Esprix
I’ve always preferred cats… Usually get along with them too!
And you chipped your tooth where? Thanx for the compliment, I was going to say something really naughty, but I figured I better save it for the next time we get to, ummm, play…
Sorry, all, I figure if he’s going to be talking about my body parts at least you should be included in the banter.
XOXO Esprix…
Oh, I missed that first line! Esprix, I’m blushing…
I said hello at the restaurant but with all those adorable men around I am sure you hardly noticed me.
Anyway, welcome to the board!
Welcome to the board!
We met briefly at the Dopefest, when I took Heloise’s attention from you for a few minutes.
I figured you were a dancer–no regular guy has a physique like that. :eek:
Java
Who also wants an ass of marble.