An organization I work with is working on their yearly variety show, and I need to come up with a number. What I’m looking for is something that’s at least a little humorous, yet still in my (admittedly low for a female) vocal range.
Apologies in advance for not linking to videos of anything I mention, because I’m at work and I can’t get to many sites.
To give you an idea of the kind of thing I’m looking for, one of my friends is insisting I just do Madeline Kahn’s “I’m Tired” from Blazing Saddles (which will not work because I’ll never find backup dancers). Two years ago at the first show, I did Post-Modern Jukebox’s version of “All About That Bass” with a bit of a striptease at the end. I’m hoping to find something I can play for the humor, but I’m drawing a complete blank.
My vocal range is on the low side of alto, practically tenor. I have just over three months to figure this out, which gives me plenty of time, but a solid twelve hours of racking my brain for songs has given me nothing.
“Fever” and “Is That All There Is?” by Peggy Lee could both be done with a humorous bent, and I don’t know really know beans about singing, but her voice is low, and I have seen/heard both of these songs done by comedians who can’t really sing all that well and do it with a comedy spin on them. Sandra Bernhard did “Is That All There Is” and pulled it off.
The general theme of the show is very burlesque/vaudeville. Most of my training is in musical theatre, so I would like to play to my strengths. I have always preferred comedy to drama, because I believe I’m just better at it. I would say kind of the perfect example of what I’m looking for would be “Funny Honey” from Chicago, but I just don’t happen to want to do that one.
I’m really open to pretty much any suggestion, because I’m sure there are songs out there that I’ve never heard before, or wouldn’t have considered.
I love “You Can Always Count on Me” from the show City of Angels. It’s sung by the second female lead, and it’s about how she always winds up being the Other Woman. Sample lyric:
The boss is quite the ladies man
And that’s my biggest gripe
'Til I showed up he’s never hired
A girl 'cause she could type