CRorex, I love you. I love you with a deep, abiding passion that can conquer death, stinky monkeys and level 4 biological agents. If I had been in line with you in Best Buy after the tossing incident, I would have made sweet, sweet love to you right there in the store.
Seriously, man. You are the wind beneath my wings. Let’s get married.
:eek:
[channels Keanu Reeves]
Whoah!
[/channels Keanu Reeves]
Best offer ever.
Can I use that as my sig? 
The let's get married' or the sweet, sweet love’?
Because I think both are usable as sigs, myself.
Aw, go ahead and sig it. Just as long as you know I meant each and every word. 
So that’s what I’d have to do to get a goddamn marriage proposal from you, Juniper
And CRorex didn’t even have to run, less walk through a thread at 10 below, either. Hmph.
No, no, don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here nursing frostbite.
You know, in the original story, I totally was expecting you to walk outside and find out that the line cutting bitch was going out with the disabled vet and they keyed your car.
Glad to know I was wrong.
And I thought I had huge balls…
wow.