A small plea for Thanksgiving help...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Basically, the Financial Planning company I work for sends out a letter of thanks which basically consists of a poem, to all of our clients in mid mid November. Unfortunately, this years poem hunt has been left to me, and nothing I find on Google or anywhere else seems to be suitable.

It can’t be mushy, or too traditional as Australians obviously don’t really celebrate Thanksgiving for the traditional reasons, it can’t be too humourous because the letter is going to snooty clients, and it MUST be a poem.

Does anyone know of a poem that fits this criteria, or know of a place I can find one??

Thanks,
AP.

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Here’s a few:

http://www.disabledperson.com/POems/simpson.asp

http://www.funnypoets.com/poems_category/money.htm

Google: money poems

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Don’t really celebrate? Find me an Aussie with no 'merkin or Canuck friends who does celebrate Thanksgiving? It’s the equivalent of Guy Fawkes day in the US: those that have actually heard of it still don’t do anything for it…