I have been readng and participating on The Straight Dope for over two years now, playing a small part in the fight abainst ignorance.
There are two events coming up that are, well, not momentous, but I’d like to mention.
my 22nd Birthday, this Friday, and
my 3000th post.
Now I’m not asking a lot here, but could I get a mail from Cecil? Or even a post into this thread? Is it really too much to ask?
And no, that “Ham and Egger” Zotti isn’t good enough. I’d like the word of God himself, to let me know I’m going in the right direction.
And, its not like its entirely unknown for it to happen, is it? After all, Aha got him to say hello to his wife!! And she never even posted!!
Slim to none IMO
I’m away in Belfast this wkend so no birthday drinky from me but a night on the beer on me is in store if Cecil enters this thread. So come on Cecil get yer ass in here (pretty please with a cherry on top)
Well if you do get an email or letter from Cecil, based on his track record it might be a bit…curmudgeonly… But as far as I know he has only deigned to enter a thread like this once (see sig for details).
I couldnt care if Cecil himself replied to me to flame me worse than anything seen on this board before, and to slap a restraining order on me, the fact that he replied would make it all worth it.
I hope you have many more posts, and that Cecil Claus comes down your virtual chimney (and doesn’t put coal in your stocking) (apologies to Anthracite).
Hey, lady, I got me near 6000 posts and Cecil’s never so much as farted in my general direction! The best I ever got was an email from JillGat (now Jill Magruder) saying “Yeah, Cecil’s covered that.”
Oh, Twisty? My sister’s birthday is also Friday. Consider yourself in good company:)
Cecil? That pompous windbag? He’ll never show. You’re stuck with us, your real friends. Congratulations on both milestones. I remember how surprised I was last year at this time when I learned you were just reaching your majority. Your writings have a maturity that belies your age.