Greetings to Jezebel, on her birthday

Cheerful birthday greetings to Jezebel, who turns 29 today, and who was kind enough to respond to the psychic orgasm questionnaire circulated by my assistant Little Ed. Only I know which part was her contribution (you think I trust Ed to read these things?), and I’m not telling, so eat your hearts out, you drooling cretins.

Also, my sincere thanks to the other 15 women who submitted questionnaires. I hesitate to name them all here, and so won’t, but suspect they wouldn’t object. A very impressive group.

Oh, and just to end the suspense, here’s a big yo to Hoo-ha, or whatever his name is.

Two words, Cecil: February 16.

By the way, you’re my favourite poster! I love your “Weekly Column” Threads :smiley:

Coldfire- You suckass! :slight_smile:

Eat shit and die, you loser. Sorry, wrong forum, but it IS my message board.

Hmm. I’ll try aha’s approach next time :wink:

OH. MY. GAWD.

swoon

Thank you, O Great and Mighty Cecil. I shall print this out and frame it and hang it on my wall.

frantically drafting a sig line

Jezebel, you lucky, lucky goil!

You too, Coldfire. Hey, you got acknowledged. I think it’s a great sig, myself.

Well since I posted a public reply to Ed’s topic, there’s really no secret that I was one of the respondents quoted in your article, Cecil. So naming my name here wouldn’t matter to me. But I do appreciate that you aren’t spilling which part(s) came (pun intended) from me. :slight_smile:

My birthday’s May 25th, if it matters to you at all. ::wink wink::

Felicitations and Happy Birthday to Jezebel!

Of course this will be my new sig. Duh.

But I am somewhat confused. I mean, the Great One did sound a bit harsh. Of course, he could have been joking. Then again, I don’t REALLY know.

I think this is a situation that calls for the “Innocent Foreign Poster” Shtick. I really don’t quite grasp the meaning of the reply.

Then again, even negative attention is still attention. So here’s the sig.

HEY you guys! Cecil said HI to aha! He called him Hoo-ha, but he acknowledged it! (man, I have got to learn to read more slowly.)

It’s Monday! aha won the bet!

Dear God. Hey, Satan! How’s the weather down there? It it getting cold? You up to your balls in snow?

I believe that aha was supposed to be mentioned BY NAME not called Hoo-ha. But if y’all think that’s good enough, fine with me!

Far be it from me to correct The Great One in a thread he started but Jezebel was more public than some in her response to the original question. Having read the “research” thread and Cecil’s column you don’t actually need a weatherman to know which was the wind blows.

But Jezzie was nice enough to agree with me in the “Pomp and Circumstance” thread so I’m not telling either.

Yay Cecil! I’m so tickled to see you come down from on high I…I… Blush Oh my, what was that about psychic orgasms?

Ooooo, the soles of my feet are tingling!

Happy Birthday Jez!

Hoo-Ha! You got your greeting! :stuck_out_tongue:

You know, I could have sent in my almost-psychic orgasm experiences in to Unca Cece, but no. I didn’t really think they were quite what he was after, so I held back. And so neuro-trash grrrl misses the boat yet again…

Cecil!!! my Captain…We pulled it off didn’t we?

Seems like I worked a lot harder for Sake’s 25.00 and talkingsquirrel’s 10.00 then you did, but since it IS your message board…then what the hell…course I hope they don’t try to weasel out on a technicallity like hoo-ha in that case I may have to turn the collecting over to you.

Oh, now that’s ass kissing. :rolleyes:

Now it’s my turn:

Mr. Adams? I too was a participant in your research. I’m the one that probably had (ahem) less to contribute than everyone else. I do appreciate you allowing me to share my experience, though, and I hope I’ve contributed something to the fight against ignorance. Also, thank you for welcoming me to the board. You really made my day!

(how was that, guys?)

Golly! Cecil posts in MIPSIMS three times in two days. How 'bout that. Perhaps he’ll start hanging out here more often. We can find out what Cecil’s favorite movie scenes are, and the really bad day he had at the office, hear his views of the TV shows of his childhood, see his haikus, and maybe have him show up at a doper get-together. Wouldn’t that be nifty? :rolleyes:

Let’s just hope he doesn’t get into Great Debates. He’d be the ultimate thread killer. The usuals debaters would be going hammer and tongs about abortion or gun control or the nature of god, and all of a sudden Cecil would step in with the answer. What else would be there to say? All we would have is one clueless semi-troll, who doesn’t know who this Adams character is, launching into a multiply-fallacious attack while everyone else is staggering away from being hit by his thunderbolts of wisdom.

Anyway, Happy Birthday Jezebel.

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Oh, and just to end the suspense, here’s a big yo to Hoo-ha, or whatever his name is.[\quote]

Hoo-ha? I don’t know no hoo-ha… Does anyone in here know a hoo-ha?