Happy Birthday Jezebel.
It goes to show not only is Cecil a genuis, but also has pretty good taste too!
**Happy 29th Jezebel **and keep 'em coming.
(Bet you look better than I did at that age. I was already turning grey, and that was just my face!)
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I love a gracious loser. 
Thanks, y’all. I’m still in shock, myself.
Wow.
Could it be? Cecil flirting with Jezebel?
Grrr…
Wanna step outside, buddy?
Peace,
mangeorge ( 
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Happy Birthday Jezebel!
Some newbies get all the luck, I guess. But you earned it. I usually skip questionnaires, but now I can’t remember why.
::blinking in stupefication::
Did I read that a-right? First Cecil himself, the erudite uber curmudgeon, came out of seclusion to swap “howdies” with the Teeming Millions–including ::gulp!:: me. And now he’s wishing happy birthday to a poster?!
Clog-boy, re-read the books. Actually, this whole thing is very…very…CECIL. Think about it; he pays due tribute to the valiant posters who scientifically described psychic orgasms. The man is fighting ignorance here, and this isn’t stuff you can just trip over in most journals–excluding tabloids, of course.
“Eat shit and die” is actually a sterling, funky Cecilian growl with a smile. Hey, at least he didn’t call you “insect” or “maggot”. And even if he had, it’d still be a friendly salute more meaningful than a few score empty pleasantries.
Actually, Coldfire, it’s an enviable sig, though not as spiffy as “Cecil admired my psychic orgasms”.
Dang, gotta admire high-minded attitude like that.
Veb
Wouldn’t it be funny, if there was a poster named hoo-haa
There probably will be pretty soon. I just hope it won’t be a troll.
Aha’s new sig says:
My God, man, didn’t you learn anything from the last time you modified your sig? First, you put Ed second. Now you have the gall to put Cecil third?! After all the whining and kissing up you did?
You are just begging for trouble…
Jesus. I spend a lousy forty-five minutes OFF the god damn board, and I miss Cecil THREE TIMES. Well, I’ve certainly learned MY lesson.
{setting alarm clock for 15-minute intervals}
I feel your pain, Uke. This is what I get for going off boozing for the weekend instead of maintaining eternal vigilance on the MB, like I should. Wages of sin, I suppose.
And Sweet Jesus, aha. Putting Cecil third? You get your greeting and then don’t feel like you have to kiss up anymore? I dunno.
Ike, don’t you realize that if you want to catch Cecil your alarm clock must be set for 9 minute intervals.
And way to go aha, or should I say Hoo-ha. I knew you could do it if you suck to it.
Jim
Cecil, your a tease.
subliminal message: [“Cecil up your post count”]
I hope my magic mentalism works. ALAKAZAM!
Have Cecil have you noticed that your message board is getting bigger.
I prepared a speech:
I have a dream fellow dopers and dopets that one day Cecil himself will become a SDMB regular poster.
I have a dream
I have a dream!
(Ok, not that original)
I’m happy to know Cecil can participate in mundane pointless things.
Hey, could I get a yo?
Is this your first thread?
-Mike
HEY! I responded to your questionaire too, in all kinds of gloriously graphic (if, when compared to the others, less spectacular) detail…and my birthday was three weeks ago on April 16th. ::: pouting :::
Of course, my birthday “gift” was a proposal of marriage by my love, so it’s not like I’m too bothered. But aw, c’mon! FTR…I turned 27.
No, no, Don’t mind me, I’ll just be curled up in bed, enjoying my psychic orgasms.
Hey that “Have” up there is supposed to be a “Hey.”
::running in shame::
Jezebel, I got so whupped up I got rude. And that’s no way to act. Happy Birthday! Hope it’s your best ever!
Just makin’ sure everybody sees this thread.
Woohoo!!
Jezebel, Happy Birthday!
Cecil, I understand you not identifying those of us who participated in the survey in the column. Although, I was excited to see that one of my responses had been singled out as unique! However, now you know I’m a weirdo and I have all but given up hope of receiving a personalized thread or welcome! But I’ll just take this one since I was mentioned in a way! Thanks!