Also known as ‘The Junk Drawer’.
And condoms with Simpsons characters on them.
The weird thing is, when I clicked on your link, below the ball case itself, I got this:
So if you look for disinfectants, you also look at this ball case, and if you look at this ball case, you’re also searching for disinfectants.
Ho-kay. 
Heh, for “medical reasons” indeed.
Agreed. :eek:
The third picture has it stretched out. I can only think about what happens if you put it on stretched and then have it slip off. ouch
And why are there mint leaves floating around it?
As for privacy, only if you write your passwords down there and have to protect them from prying eyes. Unless they mean it comes in a plain brown wrapper -
with SEX TOY written in 42 point font on it.
< twenty years from now >
“What’s this George…?”
“I’m not sure… wait… I think its a cigar case…”
“I didn’t know Tommy smoked cigars…”
Actors who do sex scenes cover up their naughty bits before the action begins. Maybe this is one of those things insisted upon by female actors before they will do a scene with the man? But the size seems enormous in the first product image… maybe some men have coconut sized balls? :eek:
Look up to my post #15. THat’s a pretty crude photo-mashup, if the sizes they list are accurate.
The opening at the top is only 1" in diameter. I’d have to feed my parts in there one at a time. Getting it off would be no fun.
AppropriateKliban cartoonthat sprung to mind.
It comes in different flavors?
There’s the George Costanza way. Do you have a pool?
“It’s Shrinkage…!”
That’s what she said!
I did.
But that was because of a scrotal hernia, which I had corrected via surgery. A loop of intestine slipped down inside my scrotum, and as food passed through the intestine, my scrotum would swell to five or ten times normal volume. Then as the food continued along the intestine, things would return to normal size. It didn’t hurt, exactly, but it felt very strange.
Now I have a mesh that holds things in place. And an area of skin with no feeling, because they had to cut a nerve to do the operation.
The operation was done at the Shouldice Clinic north of Toronto, which was a fancy private clinic that was grandfathered in when OHIP started. You could go there and use your OHIP card to get served, like in any other Ontario hospital. The place was really fancy though, like some kind of French château.
A while before the operation, the nurses came to me and gave me a very small white pill. I then had to wait, and about an hour later they came with a wheelchair to take me down to the operation room.
The effect of the pill was very strange. I was perfectly aware of things around me. But I had no initiative. I was happy with taking orders: get in the wheelchair, get on the bed, etc. But I just didn’t care about things. They could have pushed me out the window, and I would have watched the ground approaching with mild interest. “Oh, that’s neat.” SPLAT
The operation was done under local anaesthetic. They erected a barrier around my stomach, and I could see the doctors and nurses moving around and listen to their conversations about their golf games and kids and what’s for dinner. I could feel pulling and tugging sensations as they worked, but nothing hurt. The pill, whatever it was, made me simply not care.
The operation took about 45 minutes (I could see the clock), but it felt like 15. Then they wheeled me back to my room and put me in bed. I fell asleep.
And later, I woke up hurting.
I’m wondering if it might be some sort of device to constrain your balls when you get a blowjob to keep them from bopping your partner’s face. But it’s probably just a sex restraint device like latex suits. Restrictive and constraining.
That’s not a suit, it’s a set. It’s ankle and wrist straps for bondage play with a blindfold and paddles.
The third image shows it very stretchable. The lip of it suggests you could use it to get a grip and stretch it open for removal.
I once had a birthmark removed from my butt under local anesthetic. I didn’t get one of those pills you describe, but what I remember about the surgery was what you describe about feeling sensations of tugging and pulling, but no pain. It feels strange.
I put it in quotation marks because that’s what THEY called it.
You put yours in first.
You’d think that they’d put a leather lined plate at the bottom with a spring release catch attached to assist with removal.
“Here, let me take off my ball-kevlar.”
< Sproing…!>
And it can ship via Prime!!
Just spotted this on the link:
“Satisfy your curiosity about what you’re eating” (followed by ‘Just ask, “Alexa, what are the benefits of eating broccoli?” Learn more about what you can do with Alexa’, which isn’t nearly as funny)
- seems like this would make it harder to do so…
There’s another rating now - from someone who complains about the vendor, not the product. Totally unfair 
Amazon’s search function really sucks sometimes. I’ve told this before but about 9 years back, I was searching for some craft supplies for Girl Scouts. There’s a type of large-ish plastic bead called a pony bead, and I needed a packet of them, in a particular shade.
The search term “pony bead red” turned up some relevant things, as well as
a butt-plug with a genuine horse-hair tail, for “pony play”.
At least one of the words in the description matched what I was seeking, sort of… unlike the OP here!!
I posted about it on Facebook at the time - without listing what turned up, I just posted the search terms. The responses were hysterical.
“OMG!!! I’m dying here!!! and there’s only one left in stock!!! <hysterics>”
“Only one left in stock!!! Go for it … you can play a guessing game … “what would this be used for??””
“Pin the tail on the…never mind.”
“I don’t know, I bet those could be useful for the GS troop in a Rule 34 kinda-way. Oh yecch, I went there. I feel dirty. I’m going to go take a shower”
“I just want to know what kind of (supposedly GS) operation you guys are operating this year! And what kind of “cookies” are you selling?”
Yeah, I was commenting on them, not you.
No thanks, I don’t plan to share mine with you. 
I volunteer as tribute, y’all want A REAL review?