<lno> Auntie Elly? Tell me a story about the fabulous scott evil.
- Tir` laughs at lno
<Elenfair> Once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived scottevil, the queen of the great metropolis of montreal, in the kingdom of canadia.
<scottevil> I’m also the Duchess of Shaugnessy Village.
<lno> Was he a beautiful queen?
<Jess> Please tell me he has a wicked step-father.
<Elenfair> He was a lovely queen, lno…
<lno> Was he fabulous?
<Elenfair> very fabulous
<lno> Oo.
<scottevil> My wicked stepfather would be Maeglin.
<Elenfair> He even sang. they called him the Dancing Queen
<Elenfair> He danced, and sang, and drank merrily at all the kindgom banquets.
<scottevil> (To excess, I might add.)
<Elenfair> And every night, before he went to bed with his favourite bunny, he sang “Soooomeeeedaaaaay my priiiiince will coooooome…” - lno fears where this is going.
<scottevil> But no, it was only matt_mcl at the door. Damn.
<Elenfair> we’re not there yet, scottevil. Pay attention!
<scottevil> I’m just MST3King.
<lno> Auntie elly?
<lno> I wanna glass of water.
<Elenfair> One day, the Queen Evil’s … yes dear? - Elenfair hands lno a glass of water.
<Elenfair> Drink up.
<Jess> What if he pees the bed?
<Jess> he’ll just blame it on that goddamn rabbit again, you know. - lno spills all over himself.
<lno> Look what that rabbit did!
<Elenfair> Oh dear.
<Elenfair> lno, what did auntie Elly tell you about telling lies?
<lno> Lies make the Dancing Queen cry.
<Elenfair> Yes. Yes they do. - lno snifs.
<Jess> I figgered he’d say that Auntie Elly told him if he lied, she’d SPANK him.
<Elenfair> And lord knows that the Dancing Queen can cry.
<scottevil> This is so getting posted.
<Elenfair> Jess!
<Jess> What?!
<Elenfair> No comments from the peanut gallery. lno’s going to have nightmares now.
<Elenfair> Now go to your room, young lady. Pronto.
<Jess> I thought he wanted Auntie Elly to spank him.
<Jess> Nuh uh, I ain’t going to my room.
<scottevil> So that’s what that noise was! - Elenfair gives Jess a stern look.
<Elenfair> Then sit still.
<Elenfair> scottevil, behave!
<Elenfair> Now.
<Elenfair> Where was I.
<Elenfair> Ah.
<lno> Auntie elly? - Jess behaves for Elly and NOONE ELSE
<Elenfair> Yes dear.
<lno> I forgot the story. - Jess sticks out her tongue at Evil
- Elenfair hands Jess a cookie
<Elenfair> Oh dear.
*** Daerlyn has joined #straightdope
<Elenfair> Ah. Hello Daerlyn.
<Daerlyn> Hey Guys
<Elenfair> I was telling the children a story, Daerlyn. Want a cookie?
*** Zette has joined #straightdope
<Zette> Hellooooo again
<Daerlyn> cookie!
<Elenfair> Hello Zette. - Zette thinks Daer called her cookie
<Elenfair> It’s Auntie Elly’s story hour.
<Daerlyn> Not quite, Zette )
<Elenfair> Now where was I. Ah yes. The Fabulous Dancing Queen was woken up one night by her fairy godmother, Matt.
<Elenfair> who twinkle-toed into her bedroom…
<Elenfair> and…
<Elenfair> … the rest is for tomorrow night. - Jess squeals and bites Auntie Elly onna leg
<Elenfair> Ouch! Bad Jess! BAD! - Elenfair sprays Jess with a spray bottle
<Elenfair> Off!
<Daerlyn> woot!
*To be continued…