A Strange Drew Carey/Star Trek/Universal Life Church wedding favor

I received the strangest request for a favor I’ve ever received this week: a friend asked me to officiate his wedding (it’s not until a few months), which is odd for two reasons:
1- I’m neither an ordained minister/JP or otherwise licensed to officiate a wedding
2- I’m to officiate it while wearing Star Fleet regalia.

just in case you don’t check your other post regarding this before you check this one…

originally posted byphlebert