Reading this thread reminded me of a headline from our school paper that one of my friends told me about. Apparently, there was a rather large liquid nitrogen spill at one point. Of course, it evaporated very quickly. The headline: “Firefighters clean up liquid nitrogen spill in record time.”
My college paper once had a headline proclaiming that the U.S. gave Russia $500 in aid.
NEWS FLASH: Jumbo Jet Crashes into Cemetery, 10,000 Bodies Recovered!!
[sub](not really)[/sub]