As (sort-of) requested in this thread - fill in the gaps…
A=Arse
B=Bugger/Bollox
C=:eek:
D=Dayam
E=Eejit
F=Feck/Frack/Flange
G=Gawd
H=Heck
I
J=Jubblies
K=Kvark
L
M=Minger
N=Nimrod
O
P=Poopyhead
Q
R=Ruddy
S=Shyte/Smeg
T=Twonk
U
V
W
X
Y
Z=Zark
I could be ish
I guess U could be “up yours” and W could be “wanker”.
The selections for J, M, and P struck me as kind of odd, but maybe that’s because I’m not an Australian… in the US, there are other terms that would come to mind much quicker.
These are fairly UK-centric in their selection (inspired by Father Ted & Red Dwarf amongst others), although I was reminded this morning of “poepal” which is egte Suid-Afrikaans (real South African).
Here’s what I can up with for an American list:
A=asshole
B=bitch
C=cunt
D=damn
E=
F=fuck
G=goddam
H=hell
I=
J=jerk off
K=kocksucker (okay, maybe not)
L=lesbo
M=motherfucker
N=nuts
O=
P=piss
Q=queef
R=rim
S=shit
T=tits
U=unclefucker (admittedly more Canadian than American)
V=
W=whore
X=
Y=yo mama
Z=
Q = quim
A is for Asshole, in all of his forms;
B is for Bollocks, and Bitch, and Bullshit;
C is for Cocksucker (sometimes for Cunt);
D is for Damn and its cousin Damn it!
E is for Evil (that’s pretty weak tea);
F is for Fuck, (that makes up for E!)
G is for Goddamn, a classic of sorts;
H is for Hell, (or for Heck, if you’re twee).
I is for Idiot (vowels, step up!)
J is for Jackass (that’s barely a curse!)
K is for Klansman (it’s dirty to me!)
L is for Lameass (and it’s getting worse).
M is for Motherfuck -er, -ing, or it;
N is for Nigger (that’s cursing now, right?)
O is for Onan, who invented the wank;
P is for Prick, and for Pussy, and Prat.
Q is for Queer, if your mind works that way;
R is for Rimjob, 'cause that’s all I’ve got;
S is for Shit, and for all of its friends;
T is for Testicles, Tits, and for Twat.
U is another lazy-ass vowel;
V is for Vage - or Vagina? Vay-jay?
W gives us the Whore and the Wank;
X, Y, and Z - man, those letters won’t play.
A = asswipe
D = douche, douche bag, douchecanoe