Does the first nine months of my existence count? Technically I was wearing Mom, I suppose.
It doesn’t get girlier than “mom”, does it?
…of course it does, I just couldn’t think of anything more poignant to say
The one I have on right now is glow in the dark.
I may change it to my “kooshie” style one for summer.
Not bad. When do we get to turn off the lights? grin
A night, followed by a day, then that night. Longest consecutive clothe-less time period. Currently, I sleep naked, and maybe an hour or two a day is spent naked.
I miss living on the second floor. At ground level, anyone walking by can peer in if my shades are open. :eek:
Probably about six hours. I’m naked most of the time at home because when the windows are closed, it’s so HOT in here no matter what we do. Then eventually I get too hot and open the windows, then I freeze and put on clothes and close them. Eventually it gets hot again and… the CIIIIIIIIIRCLE of liiiiiiife!
An hour.
I had the flu and felt horrible and the only thing that helped was soaking in the bathtub. I fell asleep. It actually was probably longer than an hour because I used all the hot water (we have a water heater the size of a dixie cup.) and when I woke up, I let out some of the water and there was new hot water.
I’m not much of an exhibitionist. I don’t even like my ankles being naked.
Not very long. I have 3 cats and a dog that have affinities for jumping into my lap when I’m not paying attention. That would be most unpleasant.
My dog is trained not to shove his nose in inopportune places when mummy is wandering around in the buff, but sometimes he forgets and I get ice-cold dog nose on my nether regions. I’m sure my neighbours think I’m being stabbed with an ice pick because I squeal so loud…
…then they realize it’s fun to make you squeal like that!
Really, if I were a dog, how could I pass this up?
Reminds me of a story. One of my mother’s friends came over a long time ago. The moment she got through the door, my mother greeted her. Well, at the same time, my huge german shepherd did as well and shoved his nose in her crotch and let loose with a mighty snort. The two females are completely stunned. Dad says “Well, I bet he can pick YOU out of a crowd now”.