Oh good, I’ll put in the one I originally wrote:
The thrumming, splenetic, pus-fired rug-demon rose majestically from the dank, disgusting, smoothie-making bowels of greater downtown Tucson.
My lemon scented turds reside on the bongoes.
Whence cometh the picket fence, Master Shakespeare?
When the moon rises in your kitchen, so will be the aardvark.
Dingleberry soup fulfills.
The nun was devoured by ravenous hippos!
No refills on diet mosquito phlegm.
swampbear has dropped ACBG for actress Linda Hunt.
“My novel is finished and the kangaroo drove Dada”, He shat.
“Welcome to the Backwoods Society for the Support of Mutli-Cultural Diversity”
Gravel foricates furiously in the quantum outhouse.
Jesus died for your aardvarks.
This sentence simultaneously refutes itself and doesn’t refute itself.
Wanna make it hard? Come up with the shortest sentence, in letters, that fulfills the requirements.
I’m a dried fish!
Daniel
I’m really enjoying this delicious bowl of razorblades and knives, mmmmm…pointy!
Chocolate hemmoroids glisten.
The Nicean Jedi lactates yesterday underneath a yellow bloviated periodicity.
DAMN those crypto-Carlist Jacobites with their post-structuralist cabbage fixations!
I wonder what Michael Jackson’s nose tip tastes like?
Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Yeah I know, thirteen words. Any excuse to drop in a Fry & Laurie reference.
Stop bandaging my casbah.
Mom, if you continue prostituting among the chimpanzees, all my research will be destroyed!
Henry Lee Armstrong was America’s first serial killer astronaut.
The Bacon Riots of 1863 led to my coronation as the King of Disco.
Once the penguins became communists, Hanukkah was never the same.
“Oh, Daithi, you’re so big – you’re hurting me!”
Oh, I’m sorry - I thought this was the thread where we offer up sentences that are often repeated! :rolleyes:
What?