Boy, do I miss Friends!
Potvaliant squirrel hunters acervate me.
This door sounds brown…
The whole room smells like my eyes!
No… no. I’ve said that before. I worked at a fish factory and… well, things got silly.
Go suck bulls.
[sub]That’s my offering, not an insult hurled at Left Hand of Dorkness, by the way.[/sub]
Im getting the feeling weve had that one before.
Why isn’t that elastic sausage in the origami’s belly button?
Uhm MacTech… Do yourself a favor, and google " synaesthesia " .
Gentlemen, the president of Armenia- Simon Cowell’s colon!
“Ghanima is clearly the mental giant of these boards.”
Well, maybe someday someone will say that…
The poodle googled google.
<Mr. Burns> Eeexcellent</Mr. Burns>, i was wondering if other MSTies would get the reference after all, it is a very obscure film…
anyway, back to the subject…
tonight my Betta Splendens wanted to play Grand Theft Auto…
Yet another groundhog has been elected Pope.
Please get your mouth off my penis, Ms. Jolie!
Steamin’ cup of fido jizz?
I’d go gay for Shaq.
That’s a sentence fragment. How about “Jon unwittingly drank a steamin’ cup of fido jizz?”
Based on a very funny gag from yesterday’s Daily Show:
I recently covered a classic Tuvan throat-singing chant.
The elephant lay silent beneath the dandelion, waiting to pounce.
The troglodyte ponders octopus taffy.
Don’t eat that clock, it’s for my anus.
My fried blue electrons are a delicacy in West Africa.
“Crushed” does not agree with “next month”, which means that your entry is not grammatically correct, which violates one rule of the “contest”. It’s definitely more than ten words, too, which violates another rule. And there’s no way your “short version” is grammatically correct, either.
Same here.
I was thinking the same thing.
Can we play hockey with your severed anus?