Is that an albino rodent nibbling on your ovary?
I pee brads.
Just coccyx it!
Rat ink again?
Commissar, these toner cartridges taste like Scarlett Johansson’s socks!
How many of you would it take to recondition every ocelot in Cincinnati by noon Thursday?
When life hands you Life Savers, make Listerine.
There’s a concussion in every red pepper, if only you chainsaw delicately enough.
Six of one, seven of Armando.
CDs eat fish.
10 letters.
It’s shitalicious!
In Boca Raton, they say, "I don’t give a rat’s mouth.
Dang it, eleven words. Once again…
"Boca Ratonians say, “I don’t give a rat’s mouth.”
Blow a panda.
I couldn’t Google it in 17 countries. It’s unique!
I feel like punning.
When little people felons engage in prison gang rapes, are they conjugal midgets or little big bangs?
If you fellatiate a pickle importer, are you gherkin him off?
“Liars and Thai girls and bares. Oh, Mai.”
There’s a joke that goes to that punchline, but I don’t feel like making it up right now.
“Fig butt? I thought you said Bigfoot!”
I am officially out of ideas here.
“After beating Cecil Adams at chess, I corrected his flawed interpretation of the Infield Fly Rule.”
“Get out of my bed, Scarlett Johanssen; those boobs look fake!”
“I know from personal experience that Krazy Glue, in sufficient quantities, tastes like fine aged cognac.”
" ‘Take me, Michael Jackson!’ she exclaimed."
Naked girls and blogs are down; gold is up 20%!