I think Persephone and I can accomodate you with that, babe.
At the same time.
You do relize that I am now officially dead. Damn you! Damn you all! 
Heh.
I don’t know about Persephone, though I can guess, but I know I can raise ‘the dead’.
Alright, alright, alright. I am going to Oklahoma! NOW!
Happy birthday, rob! You realize, of course, that with an average age of death for an American male at 75*, you are now entering middle-age.
*[sub]I don’t know if that’s true; I’m just fuckin’ with rob[/sub]
Oh, thanks beatle. As if I am not having enough old moments. You owe me a beer at the next Dopefest… Speaking of… we need another one soon.
Happy birthday
Would you like a Huricarana or a BroncoBuster?
How about a Diamond Cutter? I’m sorry, Booker T is still my favorite.
Booker T = Diamond Dallas Page. I should get more sleep.
Happy birthday Dub… ehm, I mean Rob!
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do tonight! You know, that one thing I wouldn’t do… the one with the rubber duck, six pints of vodka and vaseline…
Anything else is OK, though.
— G. Raven
Sure…try to flirt with you and you want DDP’s finisher?
::shakes head and pouts::
As I said, I need much more sleep. I am even missing flirting!!! Damn, I suck.
I’ll make it easier for you…
How YOU doing?
I’m doin purty good. How bouts you?
I’m doing good
Good, good. Wanna come over and watch the HardCore Pay Per View? I have it on tape.
Sure
I’ll bring my copies of TLC,Beyond the Mat and Mick Foley-Madman Unleashed.
Feh. Wrestling videos? I’ll just be in the back, playing with Persephone.
Ooooh! What are we gonna play? Jacks? Hopscotch? Monopoly?
:::Arden whispers something in Persephone’s ear:::
Oh, that’s what we’re gonna play?
Hang on. I’ll be right back. Just let me get the whipped cream and the chicken. Oh, and we’ll probably need some extra batteries.
Chicken?
Dear, unless it’s cooked and we’re going to be feeding each other, we need to talk.