Eat the chicken? Heck no! We…oh wait, did I misunderstand again? Boy, is my face red!
We still need the whipped cream and the batteries though, right?
Need? Not really. But they can add to the fun.
::walks over to Arden and Persephone with a big old box of batteries::
Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but fresh batteries come really close.
Are you absolutely sure you don’t want this chicken? He’s very compliant…er, I mean, well-trained.
rob, you’re a doll.
Persephone, sheesh. Straight women. C’mere. I’ll demonstrate. 
Well, if you want to get rid of the chicken I guess I could take it off your hands. Pluck it, stuff it, and eat it. (ooo that was dirty)
But am I a Real Doll sub[/sub]
Okay, okay, so the chicken was a bad idea.
Just don’t lose the feathers, okay? 
Does that mean we just clean you up and put you in the closet when we’re done?
Persephone. Chicken feathers? No, no, my pet. Here we have long fluffy ostrich feathers and pretty peacock feathers for your … enjoyment.
Or is this part of your new Martha Stewart fixation?
No, I’m just twisted and sick, thanks.
Sure robgruver, I dress up just like Lita and you forget all about me.
::Kicks dirt while fingering the back of her thong::
::helps hardygrrl with her thong::
Oh, I new you were there.
Still up for that BroncoBuster?
Oh, what the hell. I am up for it. 
[sub]BTW: I have had enough frosty cold, adult beverages to kill a bear.[/sub]
Well I’m completely sober abd ready to play Matt and Lita IYKWIM.
You just go sit over there by the ringpost and I’ll do all the work.
::gets into his see through black shirt, black leather pants and slicks his hair back waiting::
You forgot the European Championship belt but it’s your birthday so I’ll let it slide.
::Goes to opposite ringpost,makes the guns gesture at her temples,runs across the ring, leaps and lands with her thights on his shoulders. Starts bouncing and siinging happy birthday::
::smiles so wide he looks stiff, ala Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes::
Just looks stiff?
[Foghorn Leghorn]
“Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion!”
[/Foghorn Leghorn]
Many happy returns Rob. With the recent agonies you have had to endure, I will gladly help to celebrate your life and wish you every joy possible.
Now get back to your flirting like a good little stud!