I drifted over to Love AOL, being bored and thinking about locating a new and interesting girl friend the easy way this time and spent some time going through the listings and came to a few conclusions about the site.
For one, most of the women there within a 25 to 40 year old age bracket are homely. Others are downright dogs and many are just simply too fat for my consideration. Quite a few look like they’ve been down a long, hard road but there are a very few who are simply and absolutely beautiful. These last few surprise me for even being there, though most are divorced and probably playing it safe.
Of course, most of these beautiful women are far out of State, or into some things that I absolutely say ‘NO!’ to (dominate mistress seeks submissive mate) or (hard bodied exercise freak, up at dawn to run 10 miles, hot body, seeks energetic man who can lift 300 pounds, look good in a business suit and make executive decisions before breakfast while looking good in casual but clean jeans and sneakers). Then the 35 year old love goddess who looks 55 and has about the biggest mouth ever placed on a human who is looking for an honest man. Luvs2kuddle refuses to give her weight but her picture shows her with a moon face and 6 or 7 extra chins and she likes romantic dinners, walks on the beach, sexy clothing and is all woman. (Far, far too much woman for me. I have a tonnage limit.)
Anyhow, after being pretty disappointed by the several hundred pictures I viewed there, I got this dumb idea to see what dorks, morons and losers were available for the women to wade through in their search for LUV. So I keyed in the same search, but this time for men.
I was surprised and impressed. I’m a straight guy. I’m an older guy. Dog don’t howl and slink away when I walk by so I figure I don’t look too bad but I know I’m not remarkably handsome.
Most of these guys that I saw look like women should be chasing them down! In looks, they bettered the woman 5 to 1!! I developed and insecurity complex as picture after picture of guys rolled by that looked like they could be in a TV commercial advertising gum or the Wall Street Journal!! I had toyed with the idea of putting my picture online in there but changed my mind in a hurry.
I’d stand out like a sore thumb! They’d use mine as a dart board! Even the clods that showed up were few and far between while on the woman’s side, in my opinion, they outnumbered the babes 3 to 1!!
What’s going on here? It used to be, long ago, that personal ads with pictures contained scores of guys looking like Leather Face, Donny the Dork, or their parents had not fallen far from the family tree, mixed in with a blend of men that resembled serial killers who had been born with mental problems. The guys were usually really fat, tended to wear battered baseball caps and looked like bib overhauls should have been their normal dress. At the same time, most of the women looked cute or hot at least attractive with a few horses tossed in to round things out.
Man! The Internet has certainly switched things around!!
I closed out before my insecurity complex got any greater than what it is.
Better looking guys and worse looking women. What gives?