A weird Earl not to miss

[Kiki]

From a response to one of their hate mail letters
**If you were a real Christian, you’d know that abortion is murder because life begins at conception, right? And conception is the union of a sperm and an egg, right? So that means every sperm is half of a human life, right? So any man who ejaculates for any reason other than trying to get his wife pregnant is guilty of genocide. Period.

**

I guess they forgot that women produce an egg every month (1/2 of a human life according to them) and if it’s unfertilized it’s lost during menstration. So am I guilty of genocide every month that I ovulate and lose my egg with my period? What a crock of shit! That just struck me as really funny.

It wouldn’t surprise me if this were a real site because I believe there are sickos out there who actually believe in this shit. Oh well. I guess I’m gonna burn in hell because I masturbate. Whatever :rolleyes:

This cracked me up too… I do not masterbate, I have never been any good at it. but I was wondering is it ok for someone else to do it for me?

[Dragwyr]

*Originally posted by Shadowfox *
**

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and
nearsightedness.

I’m still trying to figure out exactly how masturbation is supposed to affect your vision.
**

Me too. In fact, if I were strong enough to pick up my glasses, I’d drive over to my therapist and ask him that question.

[Lnix]

Notice the erratic grammar, spelling, punctuation and capitalization? People who don’t Masturbate don’t write that way!

Yea! your alls a bunnch a wakofs

[Junior_Spaceman]

Well, there appears to be some disagreement on whether this is a joke site or not. I really think it has to be, based on the following:

• I’ve read ‘serious’ nutcase sites, dealing with things like how the Church of Satan invented rock and roll, etc, and they get less funny as you read them, while this one gets more funny.

• The comment about how no matter who you vote for, Americans for Purity will still be the winner, sounds way too much like the aliens on the Simpsons in that Halloween episode laughing about taking over the bodies of Dole and Clinton.

• The link page includes the ‘Hungersite’ as a ‘bad site’, claiming that it sounds like they’re ‘Socialists’ - this seems to suggest that it’s put up by some liberals with a wicked sense of humour who want you to know about this great site.

• There is no way that people who seriously wrote the main part of the site could have come up with something as funny as the replies to the ‘hate mail’ - and even if they did, you have to give them credit for being way smarter than your average nutcase.

Or, in a word, bump (in case there’s anyone who missed it - and did I mention you have to read the Hate Mail)

HenrySpencer

[ShamaFrog]

*Gore is in favor of many of the things AFP is in favor of – the Death Penalty, Urine Testing for anything that moves, a Ballistic Missile defense system and Censorship (which Mrs. Gore’s name is practically synonymous with). So a vote for Bush or Gore is a vote for AFP! But whatever you do, don’t vote for Ralph Nader! *

It’s **GOT **to be a joke! it’s got a bit too much of a toungue in cheek feel to it.

and speaking of the hate mail section, hatemail from webTV users. freakin’ hilarious