Damn, why did I have to be travelling today…Now i’m stuck in the line 
Oh, and you can have Prue. While witch nipple chocolating is a good thing, dead witch nipple chocolating is taking it a bit too far.
I remember a catering job I did once for this Wiccan group, and everyone had to have a different sub for lunch. Only the packages weren’t marked. So the problem was …
Do you see it coming?
Which 'wich was which witch’s 'wich?
Well…she looked like one!
did she have on a fake nose and large pointy black hat?
Nope. But she did have frosty cold chocolate nipples!
I got here late, save me a witchy chocolate nipple.
okokokok
what about the warlocks - where are we going to apply the chocolate on them? hmmmm?
Yow! Well if the choclate’s been heated up it’d add a whole new meaning to butning a witch at the stake!
I dunno yet. I’d have to see their nipples.
Is it just me, or is it colder than a witch’s tit in here?
No, but we may spank her. A Spanking! A spanking! May I spank her!
(May she spank me?)
So did you burn her yet?
it won’t be that hot, and it will be licked off very quickly <eg>
Where-wolf?
There wolf. There Castle
you started it
I know everyone is afraid of Where-woofs but I would be way more worried about all those Were-houses I keep hearing about.
I have devised a fool-proof method to tell witches apart from others. We must first erect a scaffold exactly thirteen feet high, and light a fire on top of it. Next we must aquire a mirror and set it up in a manner that it reflects the light of the fire into the room where the witch is being held. Then we take a piece of wood a bit larger than the mirror and every few seconds cover and then uncover the mirror. If she can sleep though this she is a witch, and must be burned. If she does not sleep through it, she is posessed by demonic spirits and we must cut open her skull and remove her brain to let the spirits out. Then put the brrain back in and be cured. If she does not survive the operation it is alright because it means that she was a posessed witch.
This new learning amazes me, Regallag. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes?
Yanno, if the line’s too long for inspecting the various witch’s chocolated nipples, I suggest we draft some of the hotties in line waiting to do inspections… and check out their chocolated nipples, too. After all, we need to verify the conditions of the control nipples to be able to make proper judgements about witchy nipples.
(Yes, I’m looking at you, Kythereria 
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Tell me about it. I used to live in one and every full moon, it turned into a suburban bungalow. The HORROR, I tell you…