Remember Zan and Jayna? Remember how Gleek was more clever than either of them? Remember all those times on the Superfriends when those bumblers would screw something up, get outwitted by Solomon Grundy, and Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman had to be thinking, “(Expletive)…(Sigh) Those (expletive) Wonder Twins have gotten themselves into another (expletive). Time to bail their sorry (expletives) out again.”
Now, it looks like the Wonder Twins are going to get their own movie. :eek: :eek: Geez, is every super hero gonna get their own movie? Hawkman? Green Arrow? Apache Chief? IMHO Apache Chief is far more deserving of his own movie than the Wonder Twins–at least he could do something impressive. My theory on the Wonder Twins is that Wendy, Marvin, and Wonderdog were playing around with some nuclear waste, had an accident, and mutated into Jayna, Zan, and Gleek. That theory would explain two things–why the Wonder Twins are so useless, and why Marvin, Wendy, and Gleek mysteriously disappeared.
That’s it! I’m declaring the Apocalypse officially begun! All together now! ::::Linking arms and singing:::::: It’s the end of the world as we know it::::::
I don’t see a Wonder Twins movie listed on the Internet Movie Database. Not even as “in production”.
Pray tell, Philosophocles, whence did you hear about the plans for a Wonder Twins movie? Is there a Website that discusses the plans for this movie, which we could all gaze in dumbstruck silence at?
Hmmm, I wonder if that’s for real or just a gag. I mean, come on… “Gaylord Films”? Seems a little too obvious.
If it is for real, then I’m stunned that they’ve found source material even more shallow than “Scooby-Doo.” Not even a cheesy 70’s TV show to capitalize on nostalgia value – supporting characters from a cheesy 70’s show. Cartoon Network ads have already explored every possible joke you can get out of the Wonder Twins, without getting into the whole incest thing (which is done here.)
“I could be beaten by a sponge! It wouldn’t even have to be an evil sponge!”
SolGrundy, you are obviously not a fan of country music or a resident of Nashville, TN. Otherwise, you’d know that Gaylord Films is a real corporation. May the gods have mercy on us all.
I liked how Jayna’s power was limited by her ability to know the name of the animal she wanted to change into.
Once, they were fighting this giant mummy, and Jayna decided to turn herself into a huge constrictor snake in order to grapple said giant mummy. They activated their Wonder Twin [TM] powers, and Jayna said: “Shape of … um … what’s that really big constrictor snake called? Um … a garter snake!”
“Slobbering sociopath?” Solomon Grundy is a bad ass! Crush the Superfriends!
Which again makes me wonder, why a Wonder Twins movie instead of a Superfriends movie? Licensing issues? If they made a Superfriends movie, with the Legion of Doom and everything, I would be first in line.
And oh yeah, I stand corrected. Thanks for the link. Although I still say that having a company called “Gaylord Films” doing a movie on the Wonder Twins is a little too… predictable.
I’m wondering who the audience for this is supposed to be. Those of us who remember the Wonder Twins are unlikely to be entertained by it, those who might (Very Small Children) won’t know who they are.
