Zut alors! That didn’t quite sound right, did it? All the words were English, but…
All right, give back that V! I need it!
By the way, I’m back from the dentist.
Courage, Kat!
::dangles kat’s V word in front of her::
Dizzy from pain meds Kat?
Blind eye, the mods are turning to us (Og bless 'em).
Continuity is pretty nonexistent,Coldfire, but here are a couple of themes:
Delirious flirtation periodically breaks out between homebrew and swampbear.
Envious, BioHazard sought a partner in flirtation, but declined my offer when he realized I’m old enough to be his mother.
Food was a recurring theme yesterday – kat bought me breakfast but realized that delivery might be a problem, since we live 1500 miles apart.
Good-hearted but clueless posters periodically pop in to suggest an actual theme to be followed – these suggestions are generally ignored.
Having surpassed the LOTR post count, we’re now discussing what our new goal is.
I hope this helps, coldfire.
Just imagine my astonishment that a couple of other posters got in their licks while I was laboriously coding that last post.
kat – as a major dentalphobe, I’m overflowing with sympathy for your plight.
Lucky it was me and not you, then.
More mods! We need more mods in here!!
NOOOOOO!
Oh look, a new page!
Never can have enough mods, you know.
Please, no more mods, I fear for this thread’s life as it is.
Pizza would taste really good right now. 
Quit that right now, samarm!
Right now I’m hoping UncleBeer ignores the fact that I made him plural. Can there be too many UncleBeers? 
spooty!
Too much beer? That’s unpossible!
Uh, Wiggy? My chili’s getting cold.
(ok enough with the Simpsons references!)