Vicodin is the greatest painkiller in the world.
What the… ! You must have taken that V word when I wasn’t looking ! Not fair!
You guys are really starting to piss me off.
Xcept you made me forget a letter too. Bastards.
Xactly so, samarm.
Zoinks!
(hey stop throwing things at me! Z is the hardest one!)
'Zactly our plan, it was, Hamlet.
Zepplin Rocks.
Anyone want to help me throw things at samarm? 
Aha rocks! Best Norwegian pop group of 1984 (July).
Away I go – I brought work home this evening. sigh.
Back tomorrow for more alphabetical hijinks.
Cool. 7 more pages overnight.
C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me!
Don’t touch that dial!
Everyone must be in bed now… we seem to be lacking pace.
Found my way over to this thread again…
Free Tibet!*
*With the purchase of any country of equal or greater value.
Go “a” thread!! We’ve passed that dumb LOTR haven’t we?
Hell, we passed it yesterday, you’re almost 24 hours late Q.E.D. 
Good to see you again, little lighthouse.