God’s message revealed: “Don’t make Me come down there!” (ok, it’s a magnet on my fridge – so sue me)
Heaven revealed to be an actual location – it’s near Poughkeepsie.
"Icicle Wielder goes on rampage: 16 neighbors iced"
"IS OSAMA WORKING AS AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR?’
Another real one from the Weekly World News!
"Joint Chiefs of Staff hold bake sale to finance Iraq War."
“Kangaroo married man, then divorces for half his money!”
"Legal marijuana to be sold on EBay!"
"Modern day AntiChrist discovered! Believed to go by the name Osiris."
"Nature strikes back! Moose trample hunters!"
"Ocarina music found to cause insanity!"
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."
"Precautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue."
Quite sorry for the triple post! My bad. Nothing was happening, so I thought I hadn’t really pressed the key. 
I’ll go away and sit in the corner quietly for a while now.
“Recall immediately issued for all SUVs, products containing Olestra, and all American Idol contestants and judges.”
“Saddam Plans to Move to France and Become the French Ambassador to the US!” [/Weekly World News]
WWN is the best!
Too many potatoes in the UN!
“United Nations controlled by Mr. Potato Head!”
Vice President revealed to be expert system shell.
Unfortunate that there isn’t a nerd smilie.
Why did that post? I thought I hit Preview.
eXtremely vexing, Y’all!