Come in, relax, pour yourself a glass of wine.
Every time around, the beginning of the alphabet hates me.
**D[/]b’oh!
People of Earth, This is a timeout post from myself, the Original Poster, or God Of The Mundane And All That Is Pointless.
For the benefit of the many who have posted after this got crazy, perhaps I should explain how this happened. Way back when this started, I was a bit buzzed and made a simple reply to a post.
Somehow, I screwed up and had an “a” starting off my post.
Somebody, Hamlet I believe, then started the alphabet thing, and it took off from there.
I will say, whomever went off with that deserves the credit, although as the OP, I will of course claim most of it. 
Anyway, just wanted to clear that up, and say that you people rock!!
Extra D’oh!
Find me the correct letter, someone, please?
::fall to knees::
“We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!”
Going off to find the correct letter!
Get with the program, Kat! We’re on H now. Oh wait… I… hang on we’re now on J, now wait it’s K… etc etc
Gosh, you aren’t suggesting that there are people who haven’t read the whole thread, are you, Klaatu? 
Double D’oh, wouldn’t you say samarm?
Everyone is allowed a couple of mistakes though. We’re not trying to save the world here. 
For continuity’s sake, I shall start this sentence with an “f”.
Going forward, Kat, the next letter will be “h”.
Let’s get this up to 50 pages and then we can stop.
(who am I kidding?)
Let me know when you figure it out, samarm.
Man, I was all out of whack back there.
Help! ALPHABET ANARCHY!
OK, next up is M!
Mighty confused, I am.
Now we’re back in the groove.
OK, continue…
Now you’ve got me up to speed. Or do you?
People,I think that after nearly 70 repetitions of the alphabet, we are all a little crazy
Pow! I’m lost again.