Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!

It is gauche and disloyal to carry on in great detail about your private marital arguments on a public internet board, so let me just get these two things off my chest:

  1. My wife and I are married. I apologize to anyone who finds that revelation too personal or stressful.
  2. I am not now, nor to the best of my knowledge have I ever been, violently angry at anyone over chicken. I hope that eases everyone’s mind.

Thanks, I feel a lot better now.

Damn you chicken! Taking down another happy home!!! I cry fowl!

shaking fists, falling to his knees and looking straight up into the raining sky

CHIIIIIIIICKENNNNNNN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! HE’S STILL YOUNG AND IN LOVE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! TAKE ME!!!

Angry over chicken? But I thought he loves the cock???