It is gauche and disloyal to carry on in great detail about your private marital arguments on a public internet board, so let me just get these two things off my chest:
- My wife and I are married. I apologize to anyone who finds that revelation too personal or stressful.
- I am not now, nor to the best of my knowledge have I ever been, violently angry at anyone over chicken. I hope that eases everyone’s mind.
Thanks, I feel a lot better now.