Gratuitous? GRATUITOUS? Let me tell you something, Mr. Nichols, there is nothing gratutitous about Natalie Portman’s hot, naked body. You suck, sir. You have done a major disservice to humanity by this wanton act of destruction. You have made an enemy of fanboys all over the world. But you don’t care, do you? You’ve already seen it so what do you care if millions of innocent males will never get to behold the glorious sight of Queen Amidala buck naked? You’ve probably got your own private DVD somewhere, Well fuck you, sir. May you burn in hell forever.
Wow, Dio. I’m as pissed at Bush as the next guy (probably more so), but by damn it’s good to read you rant about something else.
And that is certainly a travesty. What, we can get leaked versions of Halo 2, Half-Life 2, and just about every other big video game to come down the pike; but there’s not one horndog involved with this film willing to reveal glorious full-frontals of Ms. Portman? Bah, I say! Even Julie Andrews flashed her rack at least once in her cinematic career.
Goddam stinking Hollywood liberals! Tofu eating, latte sipping, Volvo being chauffered in…
Don’t worry. Those deleted scenes will pop up on the internet soon enough.
Cite? Link? CITE! CITE! LINKLINKLINK!!!
HEY!!!
I don’t appreciate you trogs pining for my girlfriends breasts!
Is this the same Mike Nichols that was married to Elaine May? I mean, that’s gotta screw up tour world view, right there…
Sorry…“your” world view… :smack:
It is, in fact, the Mike Nichols of “Mike Nichols and Elaine May” fame.
makes a mental note not to piss off Diogenes, mopes over deleted scenes
I knew that support for bush would eventually spread to even the board Left!
Have you no concept of blasphemy? None?
I feel your pain, brother.
Diogenes, my firiend, isn’t it a little early in your wife’s pregnancy to be having Fantasy Deprivation Snits?
Were Mike and Elaine actually married or were they just business partners?
This is obviously all a stunt to sell the soon-to-be-made unrated version of the DVDs.
Damn, Dio, after Helen’s thread, it seems we agree more and more.
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Friend elucidator, I have it on good authority that you are too damn old to be lusting after the likes of Natalie Portman!
Pervert!
Everybody makes that note!
So we wait for the uncensored DVD, guys. Exhale.