Abraham Lincoln vs John Wilkes Booth

Especially if the referee was Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant. :rolleyes:

Sure, different beers have different gravities.

Cheers!

Ok now we need a matchup between Lincoln and George Washington

Lincoln wouldn’t have a chance! Washington was six foot eight; weighed a fucking ton.

Without intending to insult torpedo bomber pilots, Bush senior flew a TBF Avenger, not a fighter by any means.

Lincoln by default. Booth would run away and hide.