accent & enunciation

Read the following sentences, putting emphasis on the bold words…same sentence, 6 different meanings:

I never said he stole money.
I never said he stole money.
I never said he stole money.
I never said he stole money.
I never said he stole money.
I never said he stole money.

ah nevah said he stole money.
I neva’ said he stole bre’d.
I never said 'e nicked brass.
I nevew said he stowe money.
I nefer seeed he-a stule-a muney. Bork bork bork!
Iyay evernay aidsay ehay olestay oneymay.