Achieve bigger and better erections -- stop smoking!

[DAVEW0071]

Yeah, Goo, keep us…er…posted.

Or something.

[Fugazi]

*Originally posted by beagledave *
**

In layman’s terms…If ya want a powerful pecker, pass on the Pall Malls. **

So let me see if I’ve got this right.

For a massive member, move aside the Marlboro’s?

[DAVEW0071]

Or, for a turgid testosterone-toy, turn down the Tarrytons.

[SpoilerVirgin]

Impotence was used as the theme of a major California anti-smoking campaign in 1998.

One ad, which links smoking to male impotence, features images of men smoking cigarettes that go limp. A voice-over says, “Medical researchers believe cigarettes are a leading cause of impotence. Cigarettes. Still think they’re sexy?” Kim Belshe, director of the California Department of Health Services, says that anxiety over sex, not health, may induce more men to quit smoking. Dr. Christopher Evans of the University of California, Davis School of Medicine, said that a 1994 study of Massachusetts men found that smokers are twice as likely as nonsmokers to be impotent.

[DAVEW0071]

I think I need to make one thing clear.

I never actually…y’know…experienced…y’know…I mean…I could still…

Thing is, well, now that I’ve quit, it’s like…I dunno…just…like…better.

I mean, it functioned perfectly well while I smoked, but now it’s like, woah! Blue steel! Cat couldn’t scratch it!

[Zyada]

*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 *
Thing is, well, now that I’ve quit, it’s like…I dunno…just…like…better.

Bob - I know you don’t take hints but… Just something to think about!

*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 *
**I mean, it functioned perfectly well while I smoked, but now it’s like, woah! Blue steel! Cat couldn’t scratch it! **

Dude. Like, ouch. Like, I hope you never let the cat get near enough to test that, you know?

[DAVEW0071]

Well, not a cat but definitely puss…

No.

No, I just can’t. It’s too easy.

[Persephone]

So. Dave.
How YOU doin’?

[DAVEW0071]

Better now I’m talkin’ to you, babe.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 *
**Better now I’m talkin’ to you, babe. **

Geez, guys, get a chat room.

[DAVEW0071]

What makes you think we haven’t got one already?

[pesch]

Waiving Winstons Work Wonders on Willy!

[Cartooniverse]

*Originally posted by Qadgop the Mercotan *
**If ya wanna continue to wield wood, whack weed!! **

**SIG LINE CITY !!! **

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