The headline says it all. 
The Whizzanator???
Sounds like a device Ahnold patented. 
saw this:
and was gonna say: As if THAT will be a problem…
Then saw this:
considering the money he must demand for ANY movie appearance… that is sad… just sad.
Yep, and looks like they offer a GUARANTEE!!
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
So cheer up Tom, all is not lost!
Maybe now they’ll lock this loser up for a while.
Not a cheap fake penis either. $150.00 plus more for fake pee ($12.00) and heating pads.
From the website:
Looks like length is standard.
A drug habit isn’t cheap. Considering his recent legal problems I doubt he’s getting many offers. Here he was with a chance to turn things around and he couldn’t get off the drugs. Maybe Robert Downey Jr needs to give him a talking to.
Not a bad body of work:
He’s listed as a producer of something in pre-production. Doesn’t a producer supply monetary backing?
An odd little note, I noticed his CHina Beach character’s name has the same name as this actor. Intentional or coincidence? It doesn’t sound like a name you’d come up with out of the blue.
I thought that was an executive producer.
Great minds, thinking alike … (although this thread’s slightly late) … 
That’s a typo. It should have said pee-production. 
**Withnail: **At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child.
**Marwood: **What do you want a child for?
**Withnail: **To tutor it in the ways of righteousness and procure some uncontaminated urine.
*He takes out the bottle and instructions provided by Danny. *
**Withnail: **This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horrible drunk and they can’t fucking touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything except a urine sample. You undo your valve, give them a dose of unadulterated child’s piss and they have to give you your keys back.