Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store 
So she needs to pass a drug test and asks her male buddy to donate some clean urine. Urine needs to be body temp to pass muster, hence the microwaving request. Okay, that part I get, but how a fake urine-filled penis would help her to pass a drug test…yep, that’s where I get lost.
Why did they need to replace the microwave?
Cause it had pee in it.
I’m still boggling over “Gosh, Bob, thanks for the clean pee, now what would be an unobtrusive and convienent way to smuggle it into my drug test…hmmm”
Props to the clerk for looking out for, well the possibly newly castrated set I suppose.
Hmmm…I know this may sound a little crude (but where better than MPSIMS)…
is it possible she was going to insert the fake penis filled with urine…ya know…in there :eek: …to carry it in. Maybe she practiced walking with it in, that way she could slip by undetected. I know when my gf had to take a drug test for her work, they sent her to the local hospital where she had to empty all pockets, lock her purse in a drawer, and other such stuff, then leave the cup-thing of urine on the toilet for them to pick up and move to wherever they test it. She was also not allowed to wash her hands…any clue why that is?
…but I could see her using something penis-shaped to smuggle in clean urine. The lady in the article, I mean, not my gf… 
Brendon
See, I thought this thread would be about a bad breakup, and fantasy revenge on some jerk’s genitalia using nuclear weapons. Little bitty mushroom cloud billowing from some cheating bastard’s crotch…
I mean, piping hot pee in a plastic penis is pretty neat too, as far as OPs go, but it’s got nothing on a mushroom-cloud crotch.
Now wait!
:eek:
There are readily available fake penises (peni?) strictly for the purpose of beating drug tests???
With our focus there (and other equally ridiculous places) how could the terrorists NOT have already won? Like shooting fish in a barrel…
You didn’t hear about Tom Sizemore trying (and failing) to use one? No shit. (And now they’re going to do a reality show about him, but that’s another thread.)
I believe he also has his own porn site starring himself. :eek: I really enjoy his acting - the legitimate kind, that is. It’s a shame he went off the rails so badly.
Yeah, I wonder about that too.
That’s OK. I thought someone had come up with a new nickname for Kim Jung Il.
When drug screen specimens are taken at our workplace you can’t wash your hands simply because the sink has been removed from the restroom. This is to prevent people from watering down the specimen with warm water from the sink. The temperature check will catch it if they scoop up water from the toilet.
Google powdered urine there’s a whole industry built arount beating drug tests.
Of course, you would have to be crazy to trust these people. “Dear credit card company, I’d like to report a fraud. I bought a packet of powdered urine for $100 to beat the drugs test, and what I got turned out to be gatorade. Please investigate.”