My guilty pleasures: Fluffernutter sandwiches and ringdings. I’ve loved them since I was 7! I remember coming home, after a long business trip (eating in all kinds of fancy restaurants)-and slavering for a fluffernutter!
One of the girls I absolutly adored in high school. Head over freaking heels for her. The whole school knew it too, as did she. But we were never anything more then friends. I’m her facebook friend now. She looks like a cow.*
A guilty pleasure of mine regarding myspace/facebook… Finding old crushes (even if they were very very small crushes) and finding out they are not physically attractive to me anymore. But the reason I like that is becuase now that I’m married I feel better knowing that if I bump into them again IRL the high school hormones won’t start flying through me again and we could be normal friends.
*I think she may have been pregnant in the picture I saw, but still I felt a tiny bit of joy.
McDonalds. I know it’s bad for me, and that my money feeds a vast corporate entity that’s enveloping the whole world. But every so often I get that craving, and I give in.
I think it’s the dollar menu that clinches it. I’m such a cheap person, and one dollar for a double cheeseburger is just too good to pass up.
I tend to enjoy pictures on the internet that girls have taken of themselves, and I find a special thrill of evil joy when there is doubt in my mind that the girl is over the age of 18.
Granted, given the state of the legality of things these days, the odds are almost overwhelming that the girl in question is well into her 20’s, but still…
I found a former classmate who time was very unkind to. I sent her picture to my phone so that I can show it to my friends and say “She’s the same age I am” and hear them tell me how good I look and how awful she looks.
She was one of the sweetest girls I knew, so it’s not like she was a biatch I wanted revenge from.
I should delete the picture . . .but . . .I’m not tired of it yet.
Chocolate eclairs filled with real dairy cream.
Every week I buy 4 and scoff them one after the other in double quick time.
Yes I’m a glutton, why do you ask?
I’m 30 years old, married with a house and kids. I have full time job and go to school part time. Basically, I’m an adult. And yet, my only hobby is drinking, smoking dope and playing video games. If at all possible at the same time.
Doubtful. There are vast numbers of teen girls taking provocative pictures of themselves these days(and nearly as many sites that host them) and though I’m no mind reader, I think I have a good idea of the type of images you’re talking about.
I know you’re trying to blunt that statement by tacking on the last sentence but there’s no need. Not illegal to look at pics of 16 year old girls shoving their thong-clad ass in the mirror. Admit your lechery with pride, comrade! 
I deeply, deeply enjoy hosing the neighborhood cats with my full-auto airsoft pistol when they set foot in my yard.
Re what Tristan said: Yahoo profiles used to be great for this, but they are no more.
There’s always hotornot of facethejury or ratemybody and so on…
For me it is adult stories that deal with adultery. Most others I have little interest in, but if the story deals with a wife who, in a happy, content marriage, or is a newlywed who allows herself to be seduced is very arousing for me. In real life, or once a “face” is put on the woman in question, I despise such behavior.
I like it if the woman in question is a strong character who is not looking for a fling, but gets in a situation and loses control of herself. The story is ruined for me if the husband finds out and is into it or sets up the wife to have the affair and gets turned on by it and other such typical scenarios.
Sadly, I find few stories that deal with this topic, and often the respose to such tales is highly negative. Don’t know why I like this, and feel weirded out after reading such stuff.
(some first post, huh, hopefully I’ll be allowed back)
Please ingnore the mangled English. I went to public school after all. 
My SO’s ex fuck-buddy was very bitter when we started dating–she wanted a relationship and he didn’t–so after they broke it off and then we started dating, she took it very personally and wrote me a truly nasty letter about it. (Who writes letters about this type of stuff anyway? Like, a typewritten, hand-delivered LETTER? Page and a half long?)
I hadn’t seen her in several months til a couple of weeks ago.
Imagine my joy when I noticed she’d put on about 30 lbs.
I realize it’s a horribly shallow and bitchy thing to be happy about, but that doesn’t lessen any of my joy. At all.
Esp. when I heard she’s been trying to do the Atkins diet, and is failing miserably.
Shake a little Bisquick into a bowl. Add enough water to get a gooey paste. Grab a spoon and bon apetit!
Yeah, I’m a sick sick woman but it’s a comfort/nostalgia thing from childhood.
There’s a certain kind of erotic story that I find highly, highly arousing and rather splendid masturbation fodder. However, such activity does not appeal to me in “real life” at all, and I do feel guilty about finding it arousing in fantasies.
Thank goodness for fantasies. Fantasy is great.
Well, don’t keep us in suspense. What kind of story is it?
Tentacle rape.
Yeah, me too. I have a major adultery kink (or as they say, it’s my bullet-proof kink), though I would never commit adultery and I’d be beyond devastated if my husband did. But I love reading and writing about it. I’ve actually done a few books about cheating/adultery–the reviews are never good. “This would be great if the main characters weren’t cheating on their SOs!” Well, if the main characters weren’t cheating, I wouldn’t have anything to write about, would I? I just have to indulge myself every now and then.
I’m really glad I’m not the only one. I really enjoy stories of adultrey, as fiction. But, I, myself get no kick from committing it or being cheated on.