Cool, I’m not the only one. Are your stories available anywhere, I’d love to see them if possible. Always looking for a good cheating tale, but almost always am dissappointed by the ones I find. Maybe I ought to start writing them myself.
My website is in my profile, or you can email me and I’ll give you the specific nfo (might be easier than looking through the websites).
And that’s different from the way I masturbate because you’re asleep?
I do enjoy masturbating and the fantasies I go with…
Well they would get me arrested for writing them.
Well, as long as you’re only scoffing them. Scarfing them would be bad for your health.
Ghanima being asleep inspires you to masturbate?
Drinking and video games. I have a desk job at work and when I get home all I want to do is go sit in front of the computer and play and do shots of vodka every couple of hours. So I never exercise and I down several shots of empty calories.
You’ll find this works out a lot better if you do the shots at work and stay sober while playing games. Your fine motor coordination is critical in videogaming but frankly not terrifically useful around the office.
Well now it does.
You have a good point and I would drink at work if they let me. It gets boring around here. But playing sober? Thats like fishing…sober. I don’t mind dying a lot and getting others killed a lot.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who fantasizes about things that, if real, would get me arrested/in therapy, as well as make me a total piece of shit. I guess I’m not such an asshole after all.
If internet porn teaches us anything, it is that anything you think of as dirty and perverse is an episode of Sesame Street compared to others.
Or more simply, the kettle is indeed black.
I admit that I get a little pleasure in knowing that my ex-so has not changed for the better, as he has deluded himself to believe. He’s not living on his own - he basically pays a low rent to an older, retired couple and is catered to - he has dinner cooked for him and doesnt have to worry about cleaning up the house (just his room & his own laundrey). He’s still driving his piece of crap car, and actually drives someone else’s (his gf) car whenever possible. And he’s put on a lot of weight. Oh, and his gf may be highly intelligent but she severly lacks social skills and due to her sharp features & bitterness, she is rather unattractive. I hope they stay together for a long long time & make eachother miserable.
This. A thousand times this.
I don’t feel bad about Facebook stalking random people, really. I mean, they put the information up there to begin with.
But I Facebook stalk my ex like to an unhealthy degree. When he broke up with the guy he dumped me for, I cheered. When I saw that he’s gained weight, I did a little dance. Hey, at least I know it makes me a bad person.
Also, the fast food and the smoking.
Originally Posted by Savannah
There’s a certain kind of erotic story that I find highly, highly arousing and rather splendid masturbation fodder. However, such activity does not appeal to me in “real life” at all, and I do feel guilty about finding it arousing in fantasies.
I can’t, I’m sorry, I just can’t. I’m not trying to be coy. It’s a kink, not uncommon, and one that’s shared by others (some on this board) but I just can’t, not even with Strangers on the Internet.
Several coworkers and neighbors were very critical of my parenting. They thought I was too strict in some areas (school, politeness) and too lax in others (dress code, meals, housekeeping). I get incredible pleasure out of the fact that my two oldest graduated magna cum laude, have stable relationships with incredible men, good careers and are happy, functional adults. My youngest is showing signs of maturing into an equally exciting adulthood. Not only that, they all have a wonderful healthy, close relationship with their parents and each other.
On the other hand, <begin shameful joy> many of the children of my critics have abused drugs and alcohol, flunked out, had children out of wedlock, been married and divorced before 20, hate, ignore or abuse their parents, etc. <end gloating> I feel badly for enjoying this, but it’s true, I do. Sigh.
Now see, that’s just cruel.
i just got divored and decieded to message an old ex/friend taht i wasnt able to talk to for a longtime due to my ex-wife. I found out she had a kid, its autistic and her SO is becoming distant. Ifelt a little twinge of joy that her decision to split w.me led ot all that… but then spent the next 2 weeks feeling like crap beause i was enough of a bastard to have even thought that for a second. Course almost all me ex GFs wind up with bad things goin on… but taht one made me feel the worst. Its one thing ot take joy in something thas is obviously thier fault (like running off with a guy they met at waffle house and ending up pregnant w/herpes) but another to fell that teinge when its something they had no ontrol over… heh. i feel like crap just writing about it now.
Oh come on! Some of the kinks posted on the SDMB:
Rape fantasies, tentacle rape fantasies, cumplay, furry sex, BDSM, crushing, yaoi, shota, cuckolding, and sheep fucking.
You can’t shock us, I promise. :o
Weather’s weird this spring, eh? Can you believe it snowed yesterday?
I was imagining a little warm rain, instead.
::runs and hides and never posts again::
I’m with ya, Savannah. I think a lot of us are. <Blank> really gets me going, but I would never do it in real life. I am a little ashamed about it, but, nothing wrong with fantasizing, right?