pats Savannah on the Back
There you go… let it out.
It’s okay. Please come back to post sometime again.
Her kink is making dozens of people wonder what the hell her kink is.
Then she’s having the biggest orgasm in recorded history right now.
And we all helped. Hawt.
Thanks, and don’t feel ashamed. I occasionally visit that section on the porn site I frequent.
Her kink is warm rain?
Even I, the Queen of Vanilla, knows what she means.
[whispers inaudibly in RNATB’s ear]
It’s not his fault he didn’t get it; he’s just… really not all that bright.
And don’t feel bad, Savannah. That’s not a bad secret fantasy at all.
P.S. Sorry, RNATB, I couldn’t resist.
I hate you all.
It is probably because it is so ‘vanilla’ that she doesn’t want to say.
Although my email is in my profile Savannah, and I promise not to judge.
Wow. That’s just… wow.
My grandma used to slice up a banana into a bowl of mayo and eat it with a spoon. Yuck!
I have lots of guilty pleasures. I drink and eat too much. I really like Hustler’s Barely Legal. I like to mix Ramen (cooked), tuna, cheese, peanut butter, and crackers into a big slurry and eat it.
ETA - I also have always enjoyed some of the stories at alt.sex.stories.incest. This shames me. I have no siblings, and have only ever had any sexual relations with my wife. But consensual incest is hot, in my fantasy world.
Joe
::lights a cigarette, takes a long thoughtfull drag and releases it with a sigh::
Ah yes, unfortunately in real life the, shall we say “Raincloud” or “Fireman (Firewoman)” is often not in the right state of mind at the time. Both parties really should be open to the experience for maximum pleasures.
Another one of those dark secrets that is best left in the fantasy world.
::sighs again, one more long thoughtfull drag, this time a bit morose. Tosses cigarette on the sidewalk, crushes it with a twist from his gumsole shoe, then with head down and coller up strolls silently beyond the glare of the streetlight, never to be seen again.::